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Post Reply Staying friends with your ex
Posted 3/9/13

-Vega- wrote:


Ink-e wrote:

I just kill those I break up with. No messes.


Do you really?



Okay, fine, I admit, I've only done it twice.
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Posted 3/9/13

Ink-e wrote:

I just kill those I break up with. No messes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvX5FvNjhxs ?

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Posted 3/9/13

Ink-e wrote:

I just kill those I break up with. No messes.


Seems reasonable enough to me. Where do you find room for all the bodies though? Or is there just not very many of them?
Posted 3/9/13

justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


Ink-e wrote:

I just kill those I break up with. No messes.


Seems reasonable enough to me. Where do you find room for all the bodies though? Or is there just not very many of them?


Well, you see, I have this "Deal" with the local crematorium..


demongurrl13 wrote:


Ink-e wrote:

I just kill those I break up with. No messes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvX5FvNjhxs ?



So much class.

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Posted 3/9/13 , edited 3/9/13

Ink-e wrote:




Well, you see, I have this "Deal" with the local crematorium..


That kind of seems like a waste. In my opinion you should start saving them somewhere and have it be like a museum of past girlfriends. That way when you find a girl you want to stay with the rest of your life you can give her a tour. You know. For motivation.
Posted 3/9/13
I don't see the benefit of having to even think about them
Posted 3/9/13

justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


Ink-e wrote:


justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


Ink-e wrote:

I just kill those I break up with. No messes.


Seems reasonable enough to me. Where do you find room for all the bodies though? Or is there just not very many of them?


Well, you see, I have this "Deal" with the local crematorium..


That kind of seems like a waste. In my opinion you should start saving them somewhere and have it be like a museum of past girlfriends. That way when you find a girl you want to stay with the rest of your life you can give her a tour. You know. For motivation.


I don't have enough room for that. I tried it with the first one, but you know...In a small little apartment, the stench is just HORRIBLE.

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Posted 3/9/13

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I don't have enough room for that. I tried it with the first one, but you know...In a small little apartment, the stench is just HORRIBLE.



I know. Not to mention if you ever get a dog you have to keep chasing it around to reassemble them. That's why you need to rent a warehouse or something. Preferably something that can be kept cold enough to preserve them.
Posted 3/9/13 , edited 3/9/13


Can't afford shit on 3k/month.


[He] passed another six corpses, each lit by its own glowing lantern, each arranged in some kind of pose. One sat in a chair, another strung up as if flying, a few stuck to the wall. The later ones were more fresh, the last one recently killed. [He] didn't recognize the slender man, who hung with hand to his head in salute.

...[He] thought, This isn't [His] lair,..It's his gallery.

From The Alloy of Law by Brandon Sanderson
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Posted 3/9/13

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Can't afford shit on 3k/month.




Obviously you target girls with money and use that to pay for it.

I can't be arsed to pose them and I certainly wouldn't want any guys hanging on my walls.
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Obviously you target girls with money and use that to pay for it.

I can't be arsed to pose them and I certainly wouldn't want any guys hanging on my walls.

^ How the fuck did this end up outside the quote/spoiler, and why won't it go back in?

Hey man, if you're going to make a gallery out of it, you have to at least do it right.
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Good job. You broke it. D=

Nah I would just want them to scare people. I am far too lazy but maybe I'll pay someone to arrange them.
Posted 3/9/13 , edited 3/9/13


Pay an artist. They're good at it.


Some said that Red Kent had a black heart, and that might be true, but anyone who had seem him take out a six-strong foot patrol with hatchet and knife would tell you the man had an artists soul.

From Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence

^ My quotes are all broken. Justanotherguy, this is all your fault.

These books have such good quotes sometimes.
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Posted 3/9/13

Ink-e wrote:

Pay an artist. They're good at it.


Some said that Red Kent had a black heart, and that might be true, but anyone who had seem him take out a six-strong foot patrol with hatchet and knife would tell you the man had an artists soul.

From Prince of Thorns by Mark Lawrence


^ My quotes are all broken. Justanotherguy, this is all your fault.

These books have such good quotes sometimes.


No way man. I don't murder innocent quotes that never hurt anyone.

I have that book on my shelf ready to be read once I get through the others.

I don't think an artist would work though. I would want them to be posed in a funny and entertaining way and artists tend to be too serious.
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Posted 3/10/13
I lived with my ex after we broke up out of necessity. I moved from Mississippi to Oregon to be with her after a long distance relationship that went well and tried it IRL. It worked for about 3 months and she broke up with me. What she had failed to mention was she had met a guy before I moved and had feelings towards him. He became a roommate later on and she left me and started dating him almost three days later. Hardest thing I have ever been through. Cause of course I still loved her and I was very bitter at the time. Now that I'm no longer there it's as if I can breathe again. It's great. But still devastating that someone would do that to you. Let me know your thoughts on this. Was I an idiot or just a fool to think it would work?
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