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[RP] Kurotama Arc (Complete)
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Hijikata's done with the one stick of zig... but never budged off from where he sat.

(Why....... why does it feel that THIS ain't a prank. and those kids..... they LOOKED the same... *brows furrowed* .... but their behaviour.... am I REALLY the Yorozuya in their eyes? Brainwashed mayhaps?)

A pause.




(No.... They despise this so-called mayo bastard. They are not the kind to look up to me. This is all just wrong. Still... I see how that aho's have somethin good goin here. No wonder he laze about doin nothing. If that be the case, then I SHOULD have it easy. Hmmm...)


And as his mind tries to discern everything.........
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(Oi....tch....what exactly is going on here ? It doesn't seem that someone is pulling my leg. The Gorilla looked pretty serious about what he said......that sadist brat too. That nameplate........why is it there ? I don't remember ever signing up to become a tax thief......and isn't that Mayo Bastard the one who was most loyal of them all......how did I end up replacing him ? Stranger still , is the Gorilla's mention of "Odd Jobs Toshi San". Did we really switch jobs ?.....)



(I would have at least gotten notice if that was the case. Plus the Gorilla looked at me like I was the crazy one........)

*Gintoki shrugs his shoulders and picks his nose *



(I'll figure this out later, might as well make use of my position. I don't understand what that Mayo Bastard complains about......he can order men around to do his bidding. Plus he doesn't have to worry about his next meal.....oh and also his life is routine. He doesn't have to worry about any crazy requests his way ....wait......I CAN ORDER PEOPLE AROUND ? ....ALL RIGHT GIN SAN TIME TO MAKE USE OF THE TAX MONEY THAT YOU'VE BEEN CHUCKING OUT )

As Gin heads out with a grin and a almost relieved expression on his face









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Back in Yorozuya......


*smirks*.... (Hrh! My mind and body's been disciplined for hard work. And if that aho's been readin Jump and pickin his nose like no tomorrow, then this... *grins wide*.... is nothin but a piece of cake.)

*stands... and heads back up the stairs*

(Yorozuya, hngh?? So be it. These kids are easy to handle, as long as they're given proper guidance. None of the slackin around...... none.)




And as he reached the entrance... heads in and approaches Shinpachi and Kagura.............
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(Tama, seeing Hijikata finish his zig, walks up to him when suddenly the sensors react...)

WARNING! WARNING! DETECTING AN ANOMALY 3 METERS AHEAD!!!

(her sensors was pointing towards Hijikata who was now entering the Yorozuya, however...)

it appears that there is an error within my central CPU...it is only Toshiro-sama...

(then a window popped in front of her line of sight: Reminder XX/XX/XX Rent payment overdue)

it seems that rent is due today.....initiating bounty hunter mode......activated. Weapons at 98% of maximum input.

(Hijikata was by now inside the Yorozuya, and Tama was outside at the entrance...)

Ohayou gosai-masou, Toshiro Hijikata-sama!!! I am here to collect your Rent!
If you have yet to appear when I finish singing this song, I will be compelled to use force!
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!


(blows up the door and walks in)



If you're happy and you kn-
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--know it, clap your hands...

*clap clap... blinks*...

what the--??

He looks over Kagura and Shinpachi.

*whispers*...Oiii.. Rent? What rent is she talkin about, hngh?... *a deadpan gaze*.... And why exactly are we payin, if she's makin damages herself.
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*sees the confused Hijikata*

sigh....I know you're sending money to your brother ever so often, but today is the XX, remember? You were just saying yesterday that you'd have to pay rent today, so you put the money over here...

*walks over to the desk, and is about to pick up an envelope....however...*

music plays: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paaW7bE6SGI



G-Gomenasai....Toshi-san.....it l-looks like.....it looks like....

*he gives Hijikata a half-burnt envelope*

I-I should have put it somewhere safe....I'll do a 500 sword swings as a punishment!

*runs to a corner and starts swinging a bokuto* 1....2.....3.....
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(song continues)



Rent collection is not possible at this point....initiating protocol beta, section 3.....activating primary and secondary weapons....maximum weapons output at 78%....now analysing opponent's strength...

(her eyes glance over to Shinpachi) maximum power output is at 700 megane.....

(she shifts her gaze towards Kagura) maximum power output is at 9001 konbu.....

(then lastly she shifts her gaze towards Hijikata) maximum power output is at 4589 mayo....

If you cannot supply the rent until I finish this song, I shall be compelled to use violence.....

If you're (blows up Hijikata) happy and you know it clap you're hands!! (clap clap)
If you're (blows up Hijikata) happy and you know it clap you're hands!! (clap clap, and then blows up Hijikata again)
If you-
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*explosion*..... GWARK!!.....

.........*another*...... GAHKKKK!!.......

..........................*and another*...... AHHHHG--KKK!


And as the smoke clears, Hijikata remains standing right where he was.

Looking tall........ Looking proud........ a cough..... and drops face down like a plank.

*a squeak*.... Mayo Kingggg... helphhh.


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Meanwhile at the Shinsengumi Headqaurters

Gintoki heads out of the room with a expression of almost childish glee.

(Just think about it, ....imagine all the freebies I can get . Its about time that this Gin- San rakes it in. )

*Stomach rumbles *

(*Sighs*, I have been so distracted by this twilight zone of a morning that I haven't had breakfast yet .)

Shinsengumi Member 1 : Good morning Vice Captain ! The boys are at the cafe as usual
.

(The boys ? What so we are going to have a slumber party after all ?.....)

"We'll lead the way then, this Vice Captain Kun needs some grub "

Shinsengumi Member 1 : *chuckles* ..."Thats our Vice Captain for ya, so what kind of prank is this ? Did the parfait get to your head sir ? You know where the cafteria is, you always make a mess in there showing off your cooking skills . "

(Oi.....Why is this guy so laid back .? ...Are they always like this to their Vice Captain ? I can't imagine though, that mayo bastard is too much of a hard ass.. Hrm...there is more to this whole thing than meets the eyes. Wait did he say cafteria ? Does this mean Gin San can see how these tax theives eat while I am stuck with my rice and eggs ? ....I have to fix their taste buds in any case, that mayo bastard's fetish may have rubbed off of them ) .

"Well you see I am getting older each day, I can feel my pube hairs falling out already...its a sad thing really. My memory is getting a bit foggy *yawns*, so remind me where this tax thief den... *coughs*...I mean cafteria is . "

Shinsengumi Member 1 : "I wonder whats going through that head of your Sir...it always seems to be cooking up trouble .Oh well , can't win with you , lets go Sir.
"

*Gin's enters the cafteria ....and a strange feeling wells up inside him. ...As he saw the world's most beautiful scene "

Shinsengumi Member 2 : "Man I can't believe they still are serializing Gintaman, the Vice Captain is right, the editor should be fired
"

Shinsengumi Member 3:"Don't worry about that garbage...but maaaan this week's One Park was amazing ! I can't believe Ruffy learned such an amazing techinque


Shinsengumi Member 4: "...One Park is getting a bit unoriginal though. Its all about Assassin Vacuum now . I wonder what going to happen next
"

Gin sees a bunch of Shinsengumi members lying on their sides discussing JUMP....not only that , there are piles and piles of JUMP onto the side .....all for the grabs.

(W-whats this......warm feeling ...residing within me ?).


Shinsengumi Member 5 : "Hey Vice Captain hows it going ? Man you probably read the new Jump first huh ?
"

(W-wait.....I thought that Mayo Bastard banned Jump....w-whats going on here ? )

"Not that I am c-complaining but didn't you people have a problem with JUMP ? Wasn't it banned ?"

All the Shinsengumi members blinked .......silence. ...They then all burst out laughing .

Shinsengumi Member 1 : "Vice Captain are you pulling our leg again ? Come on , you were the one who introduced us country bumpkins to the wonderful world of Jump when we first met you ! Remember, that speech you gave.....can you please give it again
?"

Shinsengumi Members "GO FOR IT VICE CAPTAIN ! SHOW THEM YOUR JUMP SPIRIT ! THE SPIRIT THAT ALLOWED US TO SEE THE SAMURAI PATH
"

(Huh...I feel so ......warmed......so welcomed....its .....ITS ALMOST LIKE I FATHERED SUCH WONDERFUL CHILDREN"

Raising your children with JUMP is the only way to go

"Listen guys let me tell about something. JUMP AND THE SAMURAI SPIRIT GO HAND IN HAND DON'T YOU SEE ? ITS ALL ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, VICTORY , AND EFFORT.!

WAS BOKU NOT A SAMURAI WHEN HE STOOD BY AND PROTECTED HIS COMRADES ?????? WASN'T MARUTO NOT FOLLOWING THE PATH OF THE SAMURAI WHEN HE TOOK ON THE BURDENS OF HIS VILLAGE ?

FRIENDSHIP- TO HELP YOUR COMRADES IN ARMS NO MATTER WHAT !!!! TO STAND BY AND BEAR EACH OTHER'S SINS !!!!!

EFFORT- TO PAVE YOUR WAY THROUGH NO MATTER WHAT TRIBULATIONS LYE AHEAD. TO STAND BY YOUR BELIEFS NO MATTER WHAT !

VICTORY- AS LONG AS YOU KEEP TRUE TO YOURSELF, THEN YOU ARE VICTORIOUS....THATS THE SAMURAI WAY DON'T YOU GET IT
?

IN OTHER WORDS LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE A JUMP HERO. I DO IT EVERDAY....AND I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN PAVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT IT IS WORTHY TO BE PUBLISHED IN SHONEN JUMP .. DON'T YOU GET IT ? "

All the Shinsengumi members rejoice and cheer.

(music stops) .



Gintoki takes notice of the JUMP pile once more

"Oi.....can you please get me the new Redaka Box for me ?

Shinsengumi Member 1 : "Lazy as ever I see. Okay Vice Captain whatever you say !
!"

"Also some strawberry milk please "

Shinsengumi Member 2 : "Right away Sir ! "

Gin continues to bark orders until he has a manga open in front of him, a carton of strawberry milk , and even a nice meal of rice with Azuki beans.

"Lets keep the party rolling ! I need a parfait please ! .

(Man, what is that Mayo Bastard complaining about, he gets to order these people around...and they actually seem like nice guys. )

*Gin's thoughts are interrupted as someone hands him a parfait *



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*Hands him a parfait at his request*

"Here you go Sakata-san"

*A devilish grin on his face*



"Here's that parfait you ordered...."

*Seeing as how his VC has been so relaxed today he takes this opportunity to....*

"It's been made special just for you"

*Awaits Sakata-san to take a bite out of it as he arrogantly and sadistically smiles*
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With a bright expression on his face, as if he is in Yoshiwara itself, Gintoki jovially starts discussing the wonders of Jump with his "men."

"HAHAHAHAHA, you're right what Jump needs is a new type of protoganist. Sick and tired of teenage brats roaming about you know ?*

Watch out for them folk who interrupt everyone's JUMP time
*Gintoki feels the icey coldness of a parfait within his hands , accompanied by a familar voice urging him to take a bite out of the sweet delight *

*Gin stares blankly at the Parfait handed to him. It seems to sparking with the utmost beauty that would make any sweet lover drool with delight. However, Gin is jusn't any sweet lover, he is also one who has dealt with all sorts of people who's presence would sour the taste of any meal .....and Okita Sougo was one such person *

(Well since I am supposed to play as the Vice Captain , so why not go with the flow. ? I ain't gonna give up the freebies just yet )

"Why thank you Sougo....hrm....this really looks well made. I am proud to have such a reliable officer in my ranks. *Smirks*, specially made for me you say ? Well you see here is the thing though .....I can be *turns around *

"Smirk* I can be quite rough around the edges sometimes too, must mean this parfait is a bit too rough yes ? What can I ever do ? You went your way to make this for me *sighs* .....this Gin san really feels bad about it too. Man glad you aren't the Vice Captain or you would have to suffer through decisions such as these. "

"I know, would you like to try to make a Vice Captain's decision for me ? Now *hands back parfait* , will you eat it or not ?

*Gin looks at Sougo with a bored outlook*



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Don't be so rash to give away presents especially made for you.... It's rude!!!!

*He immediately sees what Sakata-san is trying to do. He knows that his VC is a relaxed man, but his streets smarts is not something to be taken lightly*

"Hoh?"



*An arrogant smile comes across his face*

"You shouldn't be so quick to give away that parfait. I said it was specially made after all, but I never said that I was the one who made it"

*Sougo quickly steps into the kitchen and brings out one of the workers of the Shisengumi cafeteria. Beside Sougo stood a feeble man with comedically large glasses wearing a Shinsengumi uniform with a hairnet and an apron over it*

"Sakata-san, may I introduce you to the man who made your parfait?"

*Points to the man beside him*

"This is Korosuke-kun. He is one of the workers in the cafeteria. He is also a big admirer of our great Vice-Commader, Sakata Gintoki-san"

*Sadist smile as he calls over all the men in the cafeteria around them*

"Minna-san! Please gather round!"

*The Shinsengumi members all gather around Sougo, Gin, and Korosuke-kun*

"Sakata-san"

*Speaks loudly enough for everyone to hear*

"Are you saying that you will not eat the parfait made for you by Korosuke-kun? Are you too good for it? Are you saying that he is too worthless to make your glorious parfait simply because he is a cafeteria worker? Whether that is true or not, Korosuke-kun is a dear member of the Shinsengumi. Are you saying that because he is not a fighter like us, that he is a worthless member of our unit? I thought we Shinsengumi members were all like brothers, BUT MINNA-SAN! THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO HOLD TRUE FOR SAKATA-SAN HERE!"

*The Shinsengumi members around them starts to whisper to each other about Sakata-san's attitude. Sougo gives him an evil smirk and then turns to Korosuke-kun*

"Don't worry Korosuke-kun, I still see you as a valued comrade and a brother no matter what Sakata-san may think of you"

*Turns back to Sakata-san*

"So..... what will you do? Will you eat the parfait, or will you continue trampling over Korosuke-kun's honor?"




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(music continues)

(Huh ? ....W-whats this ? Why is Gin san the bad guy here ? )

*looks at the men whispering *

(Huh..OI..WHY IS GIN SAN'S HEAVEN TURNING AWAY..........*sighs* .....well ...well lets do this then ).

Gintoki walks up to Korosuke kun , hands on his shoulder

The sorrow of the man who likes parfaits

"Trampling over your honor , Korosuke kun ? You're too worthless to make a parfait for me ? .....Korosuke kun let me tell you something. *Hands start to tremble * , there was once a lone boy who screamed at the world for taking everything away from him . `

*images of strewn corpses and a boy sitting on a rock start to flow through Gin's head......his hands start to tremble more *

*Tone more down cast* ..."Until he met a wonderful man , a man who changed his life.

*Shouyou Sensei flows once again through Gin's broken heart *

"This man brought him into a whole new world ......you know which world I am talking about ....*smiles* ...the world of the great and beautiful samurai.

*That classroom filled with swords and the pen .....Gin's shows a tender smile
*

"He met all sorts of comrades and friends ....friends is it ? Forgive me , how can I simply call them friends , when they are my family yes ?

*Zura and Takasugi, his annoying brothers across that field
*

"That man was nothing without him for He doesn't deserve the title that was given to him...

*Shiroyasha
*

"We all are samurai Korosuke kun whether be it in the kitchen or the battlefield. I am not worthy of this special parfait....for you see I have been nothing without you and the rest of my family. Whats special about"us"

*Gin's mind flows through the vulgar and beautiful people of the Kabuki streets. The Yoruzuya on his side
*

"is that we hold each others` burdens together. This parfait you made me shouldn't be mine alone. For I am just one member of the family. Are we not all special , having our own gifts and tribulations ? Are we not all fellow samurai ? Therefore

*Gin takes out a bunch of spoons and places the parfait in the middle of a table *

"Let us all enjoy this special gift together. Let us enjoy our companionship once more . This wonderful and beautiful parfait belongs to us all ." Kurosuke kun, please take the first bite, its the least we can do for protecting us with your wonderful blade everyday. "

*As his memories start to fall through, Gin lets out a heartfelt smile "









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DAMN, he pulled that one on me

*The music starts playing once Sakata-san's speech ends and Sougo now finds himself in a critical situation*

("Damn! He pulled the We are all a family card on me!")

*Sougo quickly thinks and a bead of sweat rolls down the left side of his face. He looks over to Sakata-san's face and sees a quick smirk being thrown at him*

("Ok you bastard.... that's how you wanna play this? Alright then")

Ok then.... TAKE THIS!!!

*The music begins to play as Sougo then acts out his counter-attack*

"You're right....."

*With his face down to the ground, Sougo walks up to Gin and places his hand on his shoulder*

"We are a family and we should act like it. Let's all enjoy Korosuke-kun's gift together!"

*With his hand still on Gin's shoulder, he leans in to whisper something to him before he pulls away to eat the parfait*

"Good move, but really think I didn't prepare for this. Come one Sakata-san, I wouldn't want your torture to begin so soon after eating the parfait. Sorry, but the best traps out there...... are the ones that lull your prey into a false sense of security..."

*Sougo pulls back and takes the parfait and readies to eat it. He holds it up and it is clear through the glass that this a two-layer parfait. A sadistic grin comes on Sougo's face as he faces Gin*

"Well Sakata-san, I think that Korosuke-kun made this for all of us to enjoy and he would get more pleasure from seeing us enjoy it. Isn't that right, Korosuke-kun?"

*Turns to Korosuke-kun and he nods in agreement. Sougo addresses the rest of the Shinsengumi members*

"Is that good with you minna-san?!"

*All the men agree and wait excitedly since they were moved by Gin's speech*

"Ok then,"

*Once again shoots Gin an evil smile*

"I'll go ahead and take the first bite, you next Sakata-san"
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(Inside the Yorozuya)

-If you're happy and you know and you really want to show it if you're happy and you know it clap you're hands (clap clap)
I have finished the songs, commencing Orgia mode (persona reference)....(sounds of weapons being loaded)...

Orgia mode commencing in 3...2...-



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