Messing with Gintama lines !

So ....everyone has their favourite lines from Gintama...and I decided to mess with them .

My "gamification of Gintama lines " , made gintama lines video game related .

Original Line :
Zura : "Gintoki the enemy has us surrounded, we should slit our bellies and die honorably " Gintoki : "Zura, instead of worrying about dying beautifully , why not live beautifully ? "

"Gamefied Line"
Zura : " Gintoki the enemy has us surrounded, we should probably rage quit "
Gintoki: " Zura, instead of worrying about quitting the game beautifully, why not play the game beautifully till the end " .


Original Line :
Takasugi: "Zura , who taught you about that sword your holding over there . It was Shouya Sensie wasn't it ? How could you live in a world where they took Shouya Sensie away from us ? It pisses me off .

"Gamefied line" :
Takasugi: "Zura, who taught you about that cosplay zelda sword your holding over thre. It was Shouya Sensie wasn't it ? How could you game in a world where they fored Shouya Sensie to get a job ? It pisses me off "

Original Line :
Bansai: White Demon was it that you fight for ? This country ? This country that has lost its luster do the Amanto's interference ? The friends that you failed to save ?
Gintoki : I never gave a dam about this country . What I fought for back then and now....HASN'T CHANGED.

"Gamefied Line " :
Bansai : White Joystick was it that you game form ? The consoles ? The consoles that were ravaged by high definition , the ones that lost core gameplay ? The games you failed to beat ?
Gintoki : I never game a dam about these shitty console wars . What I played for back then and now ...IS SAVED ON MY MEMORY STICK

Original Line :
Kondo: Yoruzuya(Odd Jobs), I have one final request for you ....please tell them that Kondo Isaou has been slain by the enemy..that he is no longer of this world
Toshiro: *on police comm* : I have news for you....our Captain ...Kondo Isaou has been rescued from the enemy , We will defeat them....in the name of the moon...... VICE CAPTAIN OF THE SHINSEGUMI, HIJIKATA TOSHIRO DAMMIT"

"Gamefied Line "
Kondo : Odd gamers, I have one final quest for you....please tell them that Kondo Isaou has been slained by the final boss ...that he is facing his gameover"
Toshiro : *on game chat*.....I have news for you ....our Main Tank ..Kondo Isaou has been healed....., We will defeat those trolls....in the name of the Mushroom Kingdom...I VICE DPS OF THE SHINSEGUMI , HIJIKAKTA TOSHIRO DAMMIT


So have you done similar ...if so post your modified lines and what did ya think of my modifications ?

Original Line :
Takasugi: Swords are for killing. Swordsmiths are for smithing. Samurai are... How should I put it? Any way you say it, things that exist for only one purpose... Are magnificently strong and flexible. Just like this sword. *laughs* Aren't they naive? But I don't hate them. After all, I too only see one path I can take. And I don't care if it's a comrade or anyone else who falls along the way.

"Gamefied line" :
Takasugi: Swords are for Zelda. Cosplaying are for fans. Gamers are... How should I put it? Any way you say it, things that exist for only one purpose... are magnificently skilled and pwnage. Just like this Zelda sword. *laughs* Aren't they naive? But I don't hate them. After all, I too only see one path I can take. And I don't care if it's a party member or anyone else who loses hearts points along the way.



Original Line :
Tetsuya: This is... the Shiroyasha!
Nizou: Die. This annoying light... won't die!

"Gamefied line" :
Tetsuya: This is... the White Joystick!
Nizou: Hax. I call.... hax!

OH GAWD.....the Nizo .....one has me laughing on the floor right now.