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What would you tell someone who appeared from the past?
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Posted 1/12/13
Not only do minorities have rights equal to the white man's, but so do those 'homosexuals' in more and more states.
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23 / M / Guess
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Posted 1/13/13 , edited 1/13/13
The Western World has been conquered by the Soviet Union, who have established a glorious Government in America under Dear Comrade Leader Yakov Smirnoff, and brought over Glorious Socialism to the oppressed and exploited Proletarians of America, and lead us from the folly of Capitalism. The degenerate Capitalist music of Rock and Roll is replaced by the wholesomeness of Proletarian folk music, Christianity is officially banned, as it is an opiate chaining the people to the dominant mode of production, your reactionary stars and stripes have been replaced by the glorious hammer and sickle, we are at war with the counter-revolutionaries and revisionists of China, thanks to the glorious five year plan of Dear Leader Yakov Smirnoff, we now have abundance, instead of capitalistic farming, we have switched to the wisdom of collectivisation, and the degenerate bourgeois disease of homosexuality has been completely eliminated. Also, the Caucasian male is extinct.
Posted 1/13/13

quaser666 wrote:

I'm so sorry


Hahahahahahaha
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Posted 1/13/13
Depends on what time period they came from.
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Posted 1/13/13
By today's standards you are a pedophile.
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25 / M / Chino ca
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Posted 1/13/13
ummm welcome. lol i hope you enjoy the future??? lol idk
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22 / In my own little...
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Posted 1/13/13
Wheres your time machine? I've got some things I need to do.
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20 / M / Ireland
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Posted 1/13/13
"Get back to where you came from!"
Posted 1/18/13
"You haven't changed one single bit which is why I still don't like you."
Posted 1/18/13
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Posted 3/29/13
Tell them to lift weights because robots and aliens are taking over the world in 2013.
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19 / M
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Posted 3/31/13
"There's so much to show you on youtube"
Posted 3/31/13
Do you know a way to take me back with you?
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Posted 3/31/13
I would try to explain what happened to common sense and courtesy.
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23 / M / Iowa
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Posted 3/31/13
I wouldn't let them look at anything with dates stamped on them. I would then tell them that the world ends on Dec. 21, 2012.
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