What would you tell someone who appeared from the past?

The Western World has been conquered by the Soviet Union, who have established a glorious Government in America under Dear Comrade Leader Yakov Smirnoff, and brought over Glorious Socialism to the oppressed and exploited Proletarians of America, and lead us from the folly of Capitalism. The degenerate Capitalist music of Rock and Roll is replaced by the wholesomeness of Proletarian folk music, Christianity is officially banned, as it is an opiate chaining the people to the dominant mode of production, your reactionary stars and stripes have been replaced by the glorious hammer and sickle, we are at war with the counter-revolutionaries and revisionists of China, thanks to the glorious five year plan of Dear Leader Yakov Smirnoff, we now have abundance, instead of capitalistic farming, we have switched to the wisdom of collectivisation, and the degenerate bourgeois disease of homosexuality has been completely eliminated. Also, the Caucasian male is extinct.

Ama_no_Kagaseo 3104 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / Seattle Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/12/13 Not only do minorities have rights equal to the white man's, but so do those 'homosexuals' in more and more states.
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longfenglim 2028 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / Guess Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/13/13, edited 1/13/13 The Western World has been conquered by the Soviet Union, who have established a glorious Government in America under Dear Comrade Leader Yakov Smirnoff, and brought over Glorious Socialism to the oppressed and exploited Proletarians of America, and lead us from the folly of Capitalism. The degenerate Capitalist music of Rock and Roll is replaced by the wholesomeness of Proletarian folk music, Christianity is officially banned, as it is an opiate chaining the people to the dominant mode of production, your reactionary stars and stripes have been replaced by the glorious hammer and sickle, we are at war with the counter-revolutionaries and revisionists of China, thanks to the glorious five year plan of Dear Leader Yakov Smirnoff, we now have abundance, instead of capitalistic farming, we have switched to the wisdom of collectivisation, and the degenerate bourgeois disease of homosexuality has been completely eliminated. Also, the Caucasian male is extinct.
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/13/13 quaser666 wrote: I'm so sorry Hahahahahahaha
	Report to Moderator Hiatus
DarkAnimeFreak 2951 cr points Send Message: 99 / FACEBOOK STALKING Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/13/13 Depends on what time period they came from.
	Report to Moderator ◕‿◕You are so ugly, but your face is so pretty.◕‿◕
KiteCross 5956 cr points Send Message: M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/13/13 By today's standards you are a pedophile.
	Report to Moderator I want to be the very best (mediocre).
Mcotson 11456 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / Chino ca Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/13/13 ummm welcome. lol i hope you enjoy the future??? lol idk
	Report to Moderator so.... how bout them redskins?
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toxxin 24538 cr points Send Message: 20 / In my own little... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/13/13 Wheres your time machine? I've got some things I need to do.
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Tophatjames 6945 cr points Send Message: 18 / M / Ireland Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/13/13 "Get back to where you came from!"
	Report to Moderator Top o' the mornin' to ya
SpamMeBot 3582 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/18/13 "You haven't changed one single bit which is why I still don't like you."
	Report to Moderator Only you ❤
	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/18/13 microflatction
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lebronj 84852 cr points Send Message: 19 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/29/13 Tell them to lift weights because robots and aliens are taking over the world in 2013.
	Report to Moderator <----------------This thing right here is telling the truth. "Believe it."
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Naicisum 3825 cr points Send Message: 19 / F Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/31/13 "There's so much to show you on youtube"
	Report to Moderator I love my Dum Dum.
demongurrl13 29790 cr points Send Message: Nowhere Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/31/13 Do you know a way to take me back with you?
	Report to Moderator "The Mononoke despaired..."
trinkit 4365 cr points Send Message: 14 Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/31/13 I would try to explain what happened to common sense and courtesy.
	Report to Moderator George W Obama has an enemy watch list, the whole country.
koji8123 7484 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / Iowa Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/31/13 I wouldn't let them look at anything with dates stamped on them. I would then tell them that the world ends on Dec. 21, 2012.
	Report to Moderator Generalization threads? ಠ_ಠ

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