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Post Reply HAIKU CONTEST ~ ! Wooser's Hand-to-mouth Life ~ !!! WIN PRIZES.
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21 / F
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Posted 1/11/13
I dream this place
As perverted as I want
Give me what I want
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29 / F / Illinois
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Posted 1/11/13 , edited 1/11/13
Yay! Another contest with an awesome prize!!



Based on episode three. As soon as I saw King Wooser appear on screen, I just knew I had to write my haiku based around that moment. XD
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Yo, I am wooser,
cow, why do you taste so good?
I am no panda.

from episode 1
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101 / M / England
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Posted 1/12/13 , edited 1/15/13
Here's mine ^_^

~ They call him Wooser,
King of all things big and small,
and also ecchi :3~

Kinda based off all the episodes... but mainly episode 3
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Posted 1/12/13
here's mine :)

now a king with girls
I rule the world with this crown
come my people come

it's based off episode 3!
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Here is my haiku based in episode 5 XD
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22 / M / Houston, TX
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Posted 1/12/13
My haiku!

『wooser, how dare you!
what kind of bunny are you?
rin and ren aren't pleased!!』
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20 / F / Los Angeles, CA
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Posted 1/12/13
Episode 5:
*My first time ever making a haiku poem... please be patient with me. ^_^ Thanks~*

Girls and uniforms,
Hints and dreams are not enough?
Let me just get both!

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18 / F / The Sweetest Plac...
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Posted 1/13/13
*shrugs* There's nothing to lose right?

I am your highness
I dream of women and meat
Those were good panties


Based off of episodes 2, 3, and 5 (not in that order though).
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28 / M
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Posted 1/13/13

Episode 5:

Dreams, food, and some girls
Wearing uniforms for me
I'll never get one
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26 / M
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Posted 1/14/13
You make me so fat
Yet I am still craving you
I want her raw meat.
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19 / F
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Posted 1/14/13
Hmmmm.....

That is not a mouth;
Almost invisible, t'is,
Yet I love my meat.

Based on Wooser's first line in the first episode.
The fact that that dot in the middle of his face isn't his mouth just really shocked me XD

I would sure love to get my hands on a baby Darth Wooser!!
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22 / Ireland
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Posted 1/14/13

I made the deadline!
It's October Thirty-Third...
Oops, I miscounted!



(Episode 3)
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35 / M / Newcastle, UK
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Posted 1/14/13
See the humble star
Rising, falling, the swing stills
with panda envy.

Episode 1 of the insanity.
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Based on episode 2.
Text reads:
Trampled on the stairs
Upskirt views make my nose bleed
Burn to pure white ash

By the way, I did not draw that image, just found it on google, if it is against the rules please let me know and I will remove image and just use my text entry. thanks!
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