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Post Reply HAIKU CONTEST ~ ! Wooser's Hand-to-mouth Life ~ !!! WIN PRIZES.
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Posted 1/15/13
Oh, my Crunchyroll...
What have you got me watching...?!
I fear your power.
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Posted 1/15/13
wooser loves money
is what he wants to believe
his life lacks purpose
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42 / F / Colorado
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Posted 1/15/13
What is a Wooser?
Look it up on Crunchyroll.
Wow! You are so cute!

Three dots can express
such a range of emotions.
I want a Wooser!

Crunchyroll is fun!
Who else has haiku contests
to win cute plushies?

By the way, haiku
should count five, seven, and five
syllables per line.

Getting addicted.
Watch Wooser's Hand-to-Mouth Life
and fall in love, too.
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Posted 1/17/13
My humble offerings, o ye judicious judicators

冬 (episode 3 - calling in sick)
On the floor, itching,
Content with this dull TV
Hooky in winter

春 (episode 5 - not korean bbq)
-- the melon bear prowls --
「も食べられないよ」
-- legs, uniforms - gone! --

夏 (episode 6 - vavavoom)
Seventy-three and!
Fifty-six and Eighty-four!
SLENDE~R! Correct*WHAM*

and for what its worth (ie zilch), i cast my vote for KD90 and rotinoma!
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Posted 1/17/13
I wish someone would
Gimme a Graduation Suit
Cause I'm the Wooser.
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21 / F / in a small corner...
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Posted 1/18/13
Women taste good,
Wooser is a bunny rabitt thing,
Money girls, Meat love!


I got bored and said sure, why not. Never liked haikus and i love rhyming so i took this as a challenge. This Haiku i made up after watching episode 5
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Based on episode 5 because melon bears
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Posted 1/19/13 , edited 1/19/13
(Episode 1)

Dear cow in pasture,
Why must you be so tasty?
Grow tastier still.

<.<
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Posted 1/19/13
Bleak Winter forest
Bunny rabbit frolics free
Bikini Snowball
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Posted 1/20/13
Ends justify means
Schoolgirl uniforms required
Time to act is now

Meat, money, power
It must all be for Wooser
Alas tomorrow
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Posted 1/20/13
Haiku Competition Entry

Part five comes to end
No uniforms to collect
Creature bites my head


Thank you for organizing such an interesting competition!
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24 / F / New York City
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Posted 1/21/13
This is my haiku!
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Llama in the vase?
Turtle crawling across screen.
Wooser rules the world!
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I based this haiku on Episode 3. I dont know why these animals kept catching my eye, but they just did! Thank you for considering my poem! I don't really know how much this poem relates to the episode, but let's just think it did?
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Posted 1/21/13 , edited 1/21/13
Soft wooser,Little wooser,Little balls of fun
Happy wooser with a gold chain,is the most fun
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Posted 1/22/13 , edited 1/22/13
taa dan! hope you like it



mexican salamander that part was funny :D

inspiration episode 4

jus realized you can't really see it -_-

"Wooser surrounded
rainbow lights, music on him
yellow beats tire"
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Posted 1/22/13
I sit in my chair
Eating this wonderful meat
now its time to sleep
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