Zach. Shortened version of Zachary, my name, and I hate it because my entire name SPELLS Zach. Zachary Austin Cameron Hutchinson. I am NOT kidding. And I hate it when people call me Zach. It's like they are singularly stating my entire name.
Skittles. Perverted inside joke among a group of friends. I really don't want to have to explain this...
Pervert is the simplest nickname I've ever had. And I live it. It's also the one I've kept for the longest. Shame...
And if anyone here knows me(I doubt it, this is the internet.), sadist.
Most of these are adjectives, but I've been lucky enough to have them solely attributed to me. Everyone at school knew I was a terrible sadist. I was also the most perverted guy there. Even the gays couldn't touch me. I was a fucking pervy sage!!

But ahem...There you have it, my nicknames...