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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims
Posted 3/17/13
One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas.

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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely.
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah.
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