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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together!
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya

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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya then blasted off
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya then blasted off to Saudi Arabia
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya then blasted off to Saudi Arabia to challenge Superman
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya then blasted off to Saudi Arabia to challenge Superman to an eating contest
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya then blasted off to Saudi Arabia to challenge Superman to an eating contest, but he didn't
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya then blasted off to Saudi Arabia to challenge Superman to an eating contest, but he didn't wear that ridiculous
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya then blasted off to Saudi Arabia to challenge Superman to an eating contest, but he didn't wear that ridiculous tofu stained kimono

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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. Therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto. Naruto and Sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up wondrous phlegmy bits, but it really meant nothing to flatulate in public. Then Edward saw Bella kissing Dracula under the mistletoe but Bella died. Then Edward howled because he's hungry for HAWT sex and Jacob gave Bella acid-filled juice which caused him to do an Irish jig. One wonders if he was on crack cocaine or ground moldy cheese riddled with cockroaches with french fries while he performed the cabbage patch dance, which made shitting bricks impossible. No wonder! Batman, You so fat yo Mama don't wanna touch you. Then he decided to dive into some strawberry jello that makes people want to poop and threw up rainbow colored rocks. Whew, what a conundrum! Anyway, the Justice League entered with The Avengers and then they passed around joints. However one joint came around different. Damn these roaches, they just can't leave weed alone at night time. Superman passed the Nevada bar exam after his twentieth try. He then sued Lex Luthor over lullabye rights for Harlem Shake. Seriously, what the heck is going on? It's like a pancake with five freckly Frenchmen who hate snowboarding. Then as soon those words were spoken to the MasterChief the world showed no mercy and threw powder on all of his frozen bread sticks toward and homeless man who then spoke special words " to hell with " those cheeseless bread. Then Crunchy Roll rolled down crunchily and came across a pickle dagger to take over a Cadillac Escalade to drive away with a pimp, although the pimp was always so stubborn that he built a salami shaped car with 26 inch rims and hard cheese. So the pimp carried giant sushi to a volcano in Las Vegas. Deadpool decides to attack the pimp by using kamehameha and then try obtaining a power with smelly underwear that exploded indefinitely. Justin Bieber came and died. Hallelujah. Then zombie Beiber got burned alive. Halle fking lujah. He decided to stay dead. Then the powerpuff girls bought Canadian backbacon which gave them more diarrhea than a Japanese burrito. The diarrhea mutated singing "Oh, Canada!" by adding gaseous hard boiled eggs sprinkled with strontium-90. So I made phosphorous-oxidized cookies but I ate a rotten sandwich that made me transform into potatoes which was kinda wrong but right. As a potato, I flew away leaving buttery puddles on your face. This phenomenon had green apple splatters that made me transform into sushi Man, fishmonger Saviour, and defender of Antigua and Barbuda. I decided to drink toilet water imported by gnomes, which was bleh. Pee tasted better. An hour later, a psychotic owl impels me to consume some margarine while two-hand dunking her strawberry lips, wizened yellowy eyes and like heck. Elephants bought heroin and some coke to party smoking, inhaling, and farting cheese cream cakes. Meanwhile, back in the Twilight Zone, Kirito and Asuna stabbed themselves with the holy grail indicating that thy majestical frog thwanger licked lollipops because Nyu hated lollipops. No one knew what was going or coming. Zooks! Suddenly, flying balls appeared out of blue crabs' nostrils, swinging back and playing Forza Horizon while dosey doe-ing was doing dishes and massaging crustaceans (Mmmm, crustaceans....Uulggggggh). Obama and Goku were outside in a love hotel sniffing penguin splatter because they want to torture Azusa and her wahlahpalooza for throwing cheese in the face of a polygamist from Waffle House. (Mmmm, house....Uulgglgh) Suddenly, people went inside bathrooms to pray as they had fun doing dry hump Macarena with tacos attached. Meanwhile, coupon mongering ate a mashmallow which caused a fight between a hardcore rapper and a ferocious kitten. Amazingly, anal beads and psychic readings became a favorite ecstasy after childbirth according to Rueters and it saids " Pleasure Transcends Pain." Then I thought "Yea for Sado-masochism!!" But I digress, that I should probably just say whatever it is on my mind that's worrying WonderWoman and her tortoise Was very intelligent On his terms....so yea, I put on tights over my head and danced around while i screamed "sweet baby Jesus!" Jesus Christ appeared "Jesus my man"! What's the plan? As I began to scream out "I'm too sexy!" in the bathroom. Justin Beiber came...yet again (FML). Simply stated, it's what it seems . Jesus killed Bieber and drove away on a segway while shouting aloud "Read the manga!" "With Latin subtitles! It's more enlightening!" "To be free!" Tupac burned Bieber with chinese burns on his lips and his teeth while eating sushi flavored boxer shorts. Everyone rejoiced as herminone and voldermort tap danced together! Goku then appeared dancing the Kah-maya-maya then blasted off to Saudi Arabia to challenge Superman to an eating contest, but he didn't wear that ridiculous tofu stained kimono that was torn
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