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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse.
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side

By the way this is getting pretty funny.
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that
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......they crapped oodles...
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos
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(start new sentence)"Amazing!" They transformed

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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being,
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died.
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!"
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words
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