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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed

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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration.
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream

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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon.
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. therefore edward cullen
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto, naruto and sasuke
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto, naruto and sasuke both died tragically.
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto, naruto and sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto, naruto and sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you
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One day the blue ship was sailing to the end of the frigid Arctic ocean and it happened... a parallel universe that is truly a wonder, finally has been discovered. The ship started having mild contraction which caused it to travel to the birth city of a certain Pirate King, named Black Sparrow's mates. He was a compulsive womanizer whose life was amazing...in spite of being married for only two years. Indeed, he was the Kentucky Fried Weener with the cupcake on his black jock strap. He then saw a magnificent flying Chrysler hood ornament with some awesome apple flavored attachments that tasted of pineapples and cocaine. Even Santa Clause had to see the Pirate King of the nineteenth super Klingon division ingest the monstrosity. It was like getting rear-ended until the morning after the alpaca-lypse. Alpacas jumped from side to side wearing MLP masks; scaring the children so much that they crapped oodles of festive looking piles of dildos. "Amazing!" They transformed, what with being, the corporation timed out and died. "Those nonsensical CABBAGES!" Were the words Captain Ahab exclaimed in utter frustration. To hell with harry potter and the American Dream, its time for an anime marathon. therefore edward cullen ripped his nuts and saw naruto, naruto and sasuke both died tragically. Eating boiled eggs will allow you to throw up
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