I check the mirror every time i'm in the bathroom. See if I need to comb the hairs, see how badly i need to shave.
I usually dont do much as I stay at home mostly, but if I am going out, well, I go
all out and can be in front of the mirror for as long as a woman.
Remember patrick bateman? Yeah, I have lots of male face stuff in a drawer for those occasions.
Yes I like what I see, but I also need crazy expensive dental work. I have the african gapped tooth, exacerbated by losing even more front teeth to a retarded dentist when I was a kid, so basically looks like this.
What?