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Posted 1/14/13
I couldn't stop laughing about this but basically one time my dad seriously had to use the restroom in Stater Bros.(Store) . He told me he couldn't hold it any longer or he was afraid he would do some internal damage so he booked it into the womens restroom which was only a bit further down the hall where I was standing waiting from. Being as bored as I was and having nothing to do just waited for him I thought it was ok for him to use the womens restroom so long as no one noticed. But 10 minutes passed and I noticed a young women and older lady approaching the womens restroom. They stand in line for about 5 more minutes and I/m kinda panicking in my mind. My dad opens the door and he walks out proud as if he has just accomplished a difficult task and pays no attention to the women staring at him while he walks by them. I quickly walk away trying to hold in my laughter but it always amazes me how some people just don't get embarrassed about certain things like my dad. Have you ever witnessed stuff like this and wouldn't mind sharing a story or two :p
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lololol
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Posted 1/28/13
we have a tub of ice cream which had only a few more scoops left.

sister: so how do three of us share this?

me: look for Jesus

lololol, only people who know the "5 loaves and 2 fishes" story will get it.
(P.S. to the super religious folk. im a Christian and i didnt really stain God's name here. )
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Posted 1/28/13
I have no funny stories. My life is without humor.

Seriously though I have to really think to remember something funny that others won't find disturbing. =/
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Posted 1/28/13
Ok it might only be funny if you were there but whatever.

While in industrial arts class me and 3 acquaintances messed around sabotaging each others work non-stop. We never got past the first project of making paper cubes. We would cut the others cubes up right after one would finish it. At one point 3 of us decided to throw the others work away entirely and I was the one who had to distract them while the others threw it away. Well when he found out he decided I deserved the most of his anger and stabbed me in the elbow with a 35 degree triangle. I laughed and then went up to the teacher with a straight face with my elbow gushing blood and I just go "I think I need a band-aid". His eyes got so big and he freaked out asking "Who did this to you!?" I told him but the kid didn't get into trouble thankfully but with how much the teacher freaked out the entire class busted out laughing.
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Posted 1/28/13
My brother's friend was dancing in a club to lmfao's I'm sexy and I know it, when somebody pulled his trousers and underwear down and instead of pulling them back up he just started wiggling himself to the bit that goes "wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle". He never gets embarrassed about anything.
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