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confess your sins, to a ordained minister, post about sins.
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confess you sins in private to god.....
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Father, I have sinned, I had murderous thoughts of dismembering you with a butcher knife. Will god forgive me?
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Forgive me for looking at this thread... should have read the name of the user who made it.
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Not sure what to say about this thread.

I rather pray and confess my sins to God anyway versus a thread.
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haikinka wrote:

Father, I have sinned, I had murderous thoughts of dismembering you with a butcher knife. Will god forgive me?

Of course he will thoughts are better than actions even if your saying to mock the post he forgives you.



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Forgive me for looking at this thread... should have read the name of the user who made it.

Then as you said if you hate my style an choice of post, look for my name it will save you time and not to troll but I forgive you even if you mocked god trying to be funny. Yes I made good and bad threads but most good, this is easyer than going to church if you don't go



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Not sure what to say about this thread.
Say what you like or feel opinions even mean ones are read and point and opinion taken to heart.
I rather pray and confess my sins to God anyway versus a thread.


This is confessing to god, but in silence works well he will here you no matter where you are, just like one uses a priest at there church to confess there sins. I am but a man god is the one who uses us as his servants and tools as long as you confess and ask forgiveness and repent you will be fine.
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Pastafarianism doesn't require confession, just ceremonial pirate regalia.
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mhibicke wrote:

Pastafarianism doesn't require confession, just ceremonial pirate regalia.


Beer and food sounds fun
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darkangel09rose wrote:


mhibicke wrote:

Pastafarianism doesn't require confession, just ceremonial pirate regalia.


Beer and food sounds fun


No crazier than any other religion, only we have pirates.
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Forgive me, God, for thinking posting in this thread would be a good idea.
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mhibicke wrote:


darkangel09rose wrote:


mhibicke wrote:

Pastafarianism doesn't require confession, just ceremonial pirate regalia.


Beer and food sounds fun


No crazier than any other religion, only we have pirates.
http://www.venganza.org/


Is the beer mandatory? Because I don't drink.
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Is the beer mandatory? Because I don't drink.


Nope. The less you drink, the more is left over for me. Pirate dress is strongly encouraged, however. Check my profile for propaganda.
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haikinka wrote:

Father, I have sinned, I had murderous thoughts of dismembering you with a butcher knife. Will god forgive me?


LOL XD i don't care what god says, I forgive you XD!!
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.
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mhibicke wrote:


justanotherguy_2005 wrote:

Is the beer mandatory? Because I don't drink.


Nope. The less you drink, the more is left over for me. Pirate dress is strongly encouraged, however. Check my profile for propaganda.


That's fine I have no issues with the pirate outfits. I would however like to schedule a tour for this stripper factory...to make sure it is good enough quality of course...yea...quality check.
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Winterfells wrote:

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.


So she was able to hoist the main sail eh?
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