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justanotherguy_2005 wrote:

So she was able to hoist the main sail eh?


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haikinka wrote:

Father, I have sinned, I had murderous thoughts of dismembering you with a butcher knife. Will god forgive me?


LOL XD i don't care what god says, I forgive you XD!!

two can play this game this joke
thoughts are normal, like my thoughts of sewing your eyes and mouth shut with a hot needle, To take a rusted jagged knife to peal off you skin taking care not to kill you yet with a needle to pumped you with adrenaline to keep you awake so the other can here your screams I would remind you I know where the ones you love lived. To use your as a mak or lamp shade, sell you organs on the black market. your skull on a stake your bones 8n a home made necklace as a trophy for my kills a two for deal is always a good deal . see thoughts can be dark a joke spoken out loud best kept to ones self every man and woman has a dark side of sin its when you act on them is the problem sins can be forgiven even most sins are forgivable only if you want to be forgiven. were all human and human nature is to be rude and or mean an heartles ( Heartless sound like it should fit above) It is evolution to evolve more than our animal instincts and thoughts witch make us worthy of gods forgiveness . ( dear father forgive me for my dark point made to others mocking you)
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two can play this game this joke
thoughts are normal, like my thoughts of sewing your eyes and mouth shut with a hot needle, To take a rusted jagged knife to peal off you skin taking care not to kill you yet with a needle to pumped you with adrenaline to keep you awake so the other can here your screams I would remind you I know where the ones you love lived. To use your as a mak or lamp shade, sell you organs on the black market. your skull on a stake your bones 8n a home made necklace as a trophy for my kills a two for deal is always a good deal . see thoughts can be dark a joke spoken out loud best kept to ones self every man and woman has a dark side of sin its when you act on them is the problem sins can be forgiven even most sins are forgivable only if you want to be forgiven. were all human and human nature is to be rude and or mean an heartles ( Heartless sound like it should fit above) It is evolution to evolve more than our animal instincts and thoughts witch make us worthy of gods forgiveness . ( dear father forgive me for my dark point made to others mocking you)


You're DISGUSTING! You're going to hell for that.
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Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.


I like you, you play the hand or post your delt your resourceful, lol ahh last cookie I done that and people done it to me seeing there face wtf happened to my cookie lol would be funny if you said I dont know and had crums on your face like in animes
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haikinka wrote:


darkangel09rose wrote:

two can play this game this joke
thoughts are normal, like my thoughts of sewing your eyes and mouth shut with a hot needle, To take a rusted jagged knife to peal off you skin taking care not to kill you yet with a needle to pumped you with adrenaline to keep you awake so the other can here your screams I would remind you I know where the ones you love lived. To use your as a mak or lamp shade, sell you organs on the black market. your skull on a stake your bones 8n a home made necklace as a trophy for my kills a two for deal is always a good deal . see thoughts can be dark a joke spoken out loud best kept to ones self every man and woman has a dark side of sin its when you act on them is the problem sins can be forgiven even most sins are forgivable only if you want to be forgiven. were all human and human nature is to be rude and or mean an heartles ( Heartless sound like it should fit above) It is evolution to evolve more than our animal instincts and thoughts witch make us worthy of gods forgiveness . ( dear father forgive me for my dark point made to others mocking you)


You're DISGUSTING! You're going to hell for that.


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Posted 1/14/13 , edited 1/14/13

darkangel09rose wrote:


avaxusui wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Father, I have sinned, I had murderous thoughts of dismembering you with a butcher knife. Will god forgive me?


LOL XD i don't care what god says, I forgive you XD!!

two can play this game this joke
thoughts are normal, like my thoughts of sewing your eyes and mouth shut with a hot needle, To take a rusted jagged knife to peal off you skin taking care not to kill you yet with a needle to pumped you with adrenaline to keep you awake so the other can here your screams I would remind you I know where the ones you love lived. To use your as a mak or lamp shade, sell you organs on the black market. your skull on a stake your bones 8n a home made necklace as a trophy for my kills a two for deal is always a good deal . see thoughts can be dark a joke spoken out loud best kept to ones self every man and woman has a dark side of sin its when you act on them is the problem sins can be forgiven even most sins are forgivable only if you want to be forgiven. were all human and human nature is to be rude and or mean an heartles ( Heartless sound like it should fit above) It is evolution to evolve more than our animal instincts and thoughts witch make us worthy of gods forgiveness . ( dear father forgive me for my dark point made to others mocking you)


IMO skulls make better mugs. Putting them on stakes is just a waste. To each their own though I suppose.

Edit: Also not too many bones are good for making a necklace. Fingers and toes sure but nobody but Flavor Flav can really get away with having a femur around their neck.
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haikinka wrote:


darkangel09rose wrote:

two can play this game this joke
thoughts are normal, like my thoughts of sewing your eyes and mouth shut with a hot needle, To take a rusted jagged knife to peal off you skin taking care not to kill you yet with a needle to pumped you with adrenaline to keep you awake so the other can here your screams I would remind you I know where the ones you love lived. To use your as a mak or lamp shade, sell you organs on the black market. your skull on a stake your bones 8n a home made necklace as a trophy for my kills a two for deal is always a good deal . see thoughts can be dark a joke spoken out loud best kept to ones self every man and woman has a dark side of sin its when you act on them is the problem sins can be forgiven even most sins are forgivable only if you want to be forgiven. were all human and human nature is to be rude and or mean an heartles ( Heartless sound like it should fit above) It is evolution to evolve more than our animal instincts and thoughts witch make us worthy of gods forgiveness . ( dear father forgive me for my dark point made to others mocking you)


You're DISGUSTING! You're going to hell for that.


LOL perhaps, perhaps not a game you started am, so your just as disgusting I just uped your version to prove we all can have dark thoughts , and thoughts are forgiven mine I stated as a joke as your was to but not stated as a joke more like a thought of a threat, trolling begets more trolling. fighting fire with fire can worrk but its better to through water on the flames than add to the blaze witch I should of done. My first thought was your disgusting but I know from many post you say many things like it and or troll. god will forgive me for I dont mock him and i ask for forgiveness and a choice to do his work even if am sent to hell as long as I help people my soul is nothing. I forgive you for your trolling joke and say sorry and mean it for getting hot headed for you mocking god instead of just me for a post you think is dump witch i respect your opinion in other post. I dont care for my soul I will pray for you.
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Posted 1/14/13

justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


darkangel09rose wrote:


avaxusui wrote:


haikinka wrote:

Father, I have sinned, I had murderous thoughts of dismembering you with a butcher knife. Will god forgive me?


LOL XD i don't care what god says, I forgive you XD!!

two can play this game this joke
thoughts are normal, like my thoughts of sewing your eyes and mouth shut with a hot needle, To take a rusted jagged knife to peal off you skin taking care not to kill you yet with a needle to pumped you with adrenaline to keep you awake so the other can here your screams I would remind you I know where the ones you love lived. To use your as a mak or lamp shade, sell you organs on the black market. your skull on a stake your bones 8n a home made necklace as a trophy for my kills a two for deal is always a good deal . see thoughts can be dark a joke spoken out loud best kept to ones self every man and woman has a dark side of sin its when you act on them is the problem sins can be forgiven even most sins are forgivable only if you want to be forgiven. were all human and human nature is to be rude and or mean an heartles ( Heartless sound like it should fit above) It is evolution to evolve more than our animal instincts and thoughts witch make us worthy of gods forgiveness . ( dear father forgive me for my dark point made to others mocking you)


IMO skulls make better mugs. Putting them on stakes is just a waste. To each their own though I suppose.

Edit: Also not too many bones are good for making a necklace. Fingers and toes sure but nobody but Flavor Flav can really get away with having a femur around their neck.


lol perhaps I wouldn't know just made it up trying to be worse thoughts or better darkness than his post to prove a point. You can use a skull to drink out off didn't think of that you would be a good horror writer
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LOL perhaps, perhaps not a game you started am, so your just as disgusting I just uped your version to prove we all can have dark thoughts , and thoughts are forgiven mine I stated as a joke as your was to but not stated as a joke more like a thought of a threat, trolling begets more trolling. fighting fire with fire can worrk but its better to through water on the flames than add to the blaze witch I should of done. My first thought was your disgusting but I know from many post you say many things like it and or troll. god will forgive me for I dont mock him and i ask for forgiveness and a choice to do his work even if am sent to hell as long as I help people my soul is nothing. I forgive you for your trolling joke and say sorry and mean it for getting hot headed for you mocking god instead of just me for a post you think is dump witch i respect your opinion in other post. I dont care for my soul I will pray for you.


I read it again, and it kinda turned me on. Father, forgive me for my lustful thoughts.
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I read it again, and it kinda turned me on. Father, forgive me for my lustful thoughts.


to each his own, I admit yours was better short and to the point, even this lustful come back, do you write horror storys or just gifted with such things?
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1.) Isn't this what churches are for?
2.) If you're going to masquerade as a minister,
A.) Dress like one in your profile picture
B.) Use a legitimate sounding name
3.) Who on earth would confess sins to a random person on a forum?
4.) What the heck are you wearing?
5.) Why are you still a minister at 99?
6.) You look VERY young for 99.
7.) I knew their were priests in the underworld!
8.) Just why?
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mystic17 wrote:

Not sure what to say about this thread.

I rather pray and confess my sins to God anyway versus a thread.


I second this.
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Only certain religions (which aren't many) practice the sacrament of confession. None of which condone/sanction the use of technology (virtual/online) to administer it.
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PhyongHwa wrote:

Only certain religions (which aren't many) practice the sacrament of confession. None of which condone/sanction the use of technology (virtual/online) to administer it.


You are getting way too technical and serious for such an absurd thread.
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Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis
cogitatione, verbo,
opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa,
mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes Angelos et Sanctos,
et vos, fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.
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