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Forgive Me father but I liked MD Geist. I also liked Angel Cop.
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Sorry buddy, but not only am I going to Hell. But I'm gonna be middle management when I get there.
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PhyongHwa wrote:

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis
cogitatione, verbo,
opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa,
mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes Angelos et Sanctos,
et vos, fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.


I've been getting into hentai lately.

Is that a movie quote from "Bible Black"???
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justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


PhyongHwa wrote:

Only certain religions (which aren't many) practice the sacrament of confession. None of which condone/sanction the use of technology (virtual/online) to administer it.


You are getting way too technical and serious for such an absurd thread.


Ehhh...I'm just getting sick of all the stupid religion bashing/mocking and ppl thinking it's funny.
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Winterfells wrote:


PhyongHwa wrote:

Confiteor Deo omnipotenti,
et vobis fratres,
quia peccavi nimis
cogitatione, verbo,
opere et omissione:
mea culpa, mea culpa,
mea maxima culpa.
Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem,
omnes Angelos et Sanctos,
et vos, fratres,
orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.


I've been getting into hentai lately.

Is that a movie quote from "Bible Black"???


No, it's an actual prayer in Latin, "The Confiteor". It is said at every Mass, but in English. This is the translation:

I confess to almighty God
and to you, my brothers and sisters,
that I have greatly sinned,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done and in what I have failed to do,
through my fault, through my fault,
through my most grievous fault;
therefore I ask blessed Mary ever-Virgin,
all the Angels and Saints,
and you, my brothers and sisters,
to pray for me to the Lord our God.
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Posted 1/14/13

PhyongHwa wrote:


justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


PhyongHwa wrote:

Only certain religions (which aren't many) practice the sacrament of confession. None of which condone/sanction the use of technology (virtual/online) to administer it.


You are getting way too technical and serious for such an absurd thread.


Ehhh...I'm just getting sick of all the stupid religion bashing/mocking and ppl thinking it's funny.


Ah I see. I can understand that. Sorry if I was among one of those doing that.
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Winterfells wrote:

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.


the last oreo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my goodness!!
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Posted 1/14/13

Ozpandora wrote:


Winterfells wrote:

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.


the last oreo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my goodness!!


It's no big deal. It's not like it was a Chips Ahoy! cookie or anything.
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justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


Ozpandora wrote:


Winterfells wrote:

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

My mind is filled with lustful, impure thoughts. Just last week I saw a nun with a cute face and a bangin' bod. I know I shouldn't have, but there was a-stirrin' in me loins, matey. Shiver me timbers, indeed.

Also, I ate the last oreo cookie in the box and didn't throw away the empty container. No doubt leading to the severe disappointment of whoever came after me craving for a creamy, chocolatey sugar fix.


the last oreo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my goodness!!


It's no big deal. It's not like it was a Chips Ahoy! cookie or anything.


oh that would be really bad
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I constantly lie when my friends ask me questions, and I know the answer, but I don't tell them, so I would get better marks than them..
does this count?
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I have not sinned for there are none.

There is right and wrong according to me, and a well thought out guide to comfortable public living. AKA: The Law.

And I also haven't broken any of those.

And FYI, It's "Seems" not "seams" Unless you mean that this whole situation is similar to the line between two seperate pieces of something stiched and or binded together.


Catz1297 wrote:

I constantly lie when my friends ask me questions, and I know the answer, but I don't tell them, so I would get better marks than them..
does this count?



According to the assumed religion (Christianity/judaism) Yes, Lying is a sin, and will bring you to answer for your sins and pay the price of eternal damnation! yada yada.
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I don't believe in sins.

But let's just say if hell does exists, I'll be in the deepest darkest level of it.
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buleleader wrote:

1.) Isn't this what churches are for?
2.) If you're going to masquerade as a minister,
A.) Dress like one in your profile picture
B.) Use a legitimate sounding name
3.) Who on earth would confess sins to a random person on a forum?
4.) What the heck are you wearing?
5.) Why are you still a minister at 99?
6.) You look VERY young for 99.
7.) I knew their were priests in the underworld!
8.) Just why?


Church is better, not all dress or act the same, am not normal indeed, confess to a random person is easy. my name I used since a young teen and I wont change it, yes a gamer minister who dresses in an anime ninja get up weird ah whats the world coming to. why because am me, the way the lord made me a mission am undertaken and learning what are better ways I will stick to weddings and fighting evil
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Posted 1/15/13

justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


PhyongHwa wrote:


justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


PhyongHwa wrote:

Only certain religions (which aren't many) practice the sacrament of confession. None of which condone/sanction the use of technology (virtual/online) to administer it.


You are getting way too technical and serious for such an absurd thread.


Ehhh...I'm just getting sick of all the stupid religion bashing/mocking and ppl thinking it's funny.


Ah I see. I can understand that. Sorry if I was among one of those doing that.


There is many who do its a new age you can read the bible online get you agree online gods kingdom is vast, let say even all the trolling one person dos and at least after reading confess to god then mission done people will mock religion even if you think I am if people dont go to chuch for its to far or they work on sunday mornings then there should be a place for them online if it is dumb god will let me know as doing confession on CR not a good idea as he shown me but not yet about an online church room.
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:)) Is the guy who posted this some kind of priest?
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