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It can be from a famous person or anime character, a movie, a book, or you can just make up one. It's all in good fun


Here are some to get us started:




Qoute it's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
Author: George W Bush

Quote: Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater
Author: Albert Einstein

Quote: You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?
Author: Anonymous

Quote: We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing
Author: Anonymous

Quote: I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
Author: Douglas Adams

Quote: Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung
Author: Voltaire


Here's a cartoon to also get you laughing




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Haha...this sounds good. I think I'll start off with Bumper car sticker quotes for all you drivers out there...including passengers and pedestrians


BUMPER STICKER QUOTES

1) "My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone"
2) "I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason"
3) "Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go"
4) "I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES"
5) "There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."
6) "Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body."
7) "A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind"
8) "Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy."
9) "According to my best recollection, I don't remember."
10) "All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done."

These are a selected few from: http://www.goodquotes.com/bumperstickers.htm



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More lovely quotes to dwell on



"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Procrastinate now, don't put it off

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

Ax Me About Ebonics.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough

Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive

"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."

Lifes Tough, get a helmet!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

"I'm going to live life or die trying"

"We didn’t lose.....we just ran out of time"~unknown
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"Please remind me, to remind you later that you have to be reminded" - My classmate, *_*
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^*dick*tation got it from nee-chan's photos (from summer heights high).

^also from nee-chan's album.
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''We have lost with happiness''

one of my classmate, but all of us were sad, really sad (my english it isn't to god )
i know that it isn't funny, but.......
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Hahaha, Those are pretty good. Remember they don't necessarily have to be funny. They can be serious quotes, inspirational quotes etc.


Ellen DeGeners
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Homer Simpson
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
~saying about qoutes by Tom Wilson

Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.


None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free
~quote about Freedom by Johann Wolfgang

Once you choose hope, anything's possible.
~funny qoutes and saying by Christopher Reeve

We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.
~sayings on Grandparents by Phyllis Theroux



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Inspirational quotes today :


If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. ~J.M. Power

Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
~C.D. Jackson

Life’s problems wouldn’t be called “hurdles” if there wasn’t a way to get over them. ~Author Unknown

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. ~Author Unknown


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I wanted to add some funny pics of t-shirt quotes/logos


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Anime quotes that I just found:


"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal (Gundam)

"If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it."
- Bear (.hack//sign)

"I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!"
- Vegeku (Dragon Ball Z)

"No matter where you are...Everyone is always connected." - Lain (Serial Experiments Lain)

"Sometimes I see dirt, and I try to follow it with my eyes." - Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)

"Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you." - Ichigo (Bleach)

"Even without clocks, the sun will still rise." - Captain (King of Bandits Jing)

"Tears of Sadness... Tears of Joy... They're far from the same." - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)

"We humans are just made to be greedy I guess. But there are some of us who can resist the greedy temptations and desires of our hearts." - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)

"You stupid hairy little stink'n... PANDA! PANDA! PANDA! PANDA!" - Eimi Ohba (Comic Party)

" Someone once told me...that watching the birds made them want to go on a journey..." - Texted Narrator (Kino's Journey (TV))

"Survivability takes priority." - Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Don't look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward." - Kurogane ( RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE)

"Growls at painting, clutching it tightly* "Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" - Dark (D.N. Angel) ---somehow if you don't know the story of D.N.Angel, this qoute would sound a little Echii lol



oh yeah and there is a quote that I just heard from a movie in regards to an infamous monkey trial in the U.S. I forgot what the movie was called but the guy who was a reporter at the time in the movie (actor: Spencer Tracy) said: "I have come to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable...." hahaha I thought that was funny.
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Anime Quotes:


"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)

"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!"
- Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)

"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire." - Rei Ayanami (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all."
- Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" - Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"Now I understand the relieved, I feel very situation..." - Sosuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic? FUMOFFU)

"Is there a need for a reason to kill someone?" - Mugen (Samurai Champloo)

"It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things." - Tsukushi (Hana Yori Dango)

"What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" - Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." - Ichigo (Bleach)

"We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded." - opening words of the first episode (Bleach)

"Chrno, the map is upside-down." - Azmaria (Chrno Crusade)

"If I have the power to make a difference then why not put it to good use?" - Kira Yamito (Gundam Seed)
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hmmm... this is a cool/interesting topic. Here's a random quote:
性質による人間全員は愛を望む。
"All human beings by nature desire love"
[^a fav quote]
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^*dick*tation got it from nee-chan's photos (from summer heights high).

^also from nee-chan's album.

GYAHAHAHAHA!!! ROTFLMAO! XD *flails* ah, yup, *dick*tation XD Jonah rocks :3 heh heh, I also liked the other ^_^
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Mistranslation


Signs that have been seen to have been LOST IN TRANSLATION...LOL
Believe it or NOT...these are a selected few from: http://www.goodquotes.com/mistranslation.htm

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1) A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.

2) At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

3) At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

4) At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.

5) At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.

6) At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

7) At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.

8) Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.

9) English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.

10) In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!

11) In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

12) In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.

13) In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.

14) In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.

15) In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

16) In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

17) In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

18) At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?

19) At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

20) At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

21) At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

22) Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.

23) Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?

24) Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!

25) In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

26) In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of

27) In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.

28) In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.

29) In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.

30) In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

31) In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.

32) In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center

33) In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.

34) In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.

35) In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will
be taken.

36) In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.

37) Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

38) Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you.

39) Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily.

40) Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

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Quotes from Anime~

~The Falling man fell down.~ Night Wizard the Animation.

~Wee. That was so lame I fell down.~ Rosario + Vampire.

Quotes from LIFE~

Never frown, because you don't know who is missing your smile~ unknown~perhaps half of the online world~

A guy gave a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake. When he gave them to her, he said, "I'll love you untill the last rose dies."
~also unknown~

If you think that you always fail, don't be decieved; you succeed at failing. ~me~ < my favorite ^_^

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