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Great Quotes Desu! from: http://www.great-quotes.com


Quote: Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Author: Mae West

Quote: A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
Author: Francoise Sagan

Quote: As punishment for my contempt for authority, Fate has made me an authority myself
Author: Anonymous

Quote:
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?
Author: Dennis Miller

Quote: We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees - upon being drafted by the Dallas Mavericks
Author: Jason Kidd

Quote: If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
Author: Jack Handey

Quote:
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
Author: Cathy Guisewite

Quote: It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
Author: Alfred Adler

Quote:
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Author: Brendan Gill

Quote:
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Author: Benny Hill


Just a few funny images I found to keep you smiling







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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. -Anonymous

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. -Anonymous

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. -Anonymous

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -Anonymous [<-lmao! I just saw the pic-^]

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -Anonymous

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Posted 1/29/08
- Are you stupid? If i'm not here, whos going to protect the awe and lordet at this scool?
-Awe and lorder... it's law and order ( tsukasa - hana yori dango)

Wah! Some one save me from my imaginacion (bitter virgin)

He, honestly wrote in his elementary graduation album that his dream is to become Tarzan (chocolate cosmos)

You seem to get it and yet the same time, you don't (makoto - w juliet)

He loves to do things that people hate (blood kiss)
Posted 1/31/08
"If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it." - Bear (.hack//sign)

"The interaction of men and women isn't very logical." - Dr. Ritsuko Akagi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

"A man can't just live on carbohydrates alone..." - Spike Spegiel (Cowboy Bebop)

"There is no such thing as a weapon that doesn't kill.." - Chise (Saishuu Heiki Kanojo)

"That's some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall." - Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz (Zoids Chaotic Century)
Posted 1/31/08
Found one that made me laugh quite a bit.. XDD.. Haa.. I don't know why much though.


"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."

- Anonymous

I laugh a lot though, XD!
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just for fun

insults for the day:











NOTE: i'm not agianst any boy, i just found these quotes entertaining

peace y'all





























source: http://www.zwani.com/graphics/insults/
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lol those are pretty good! lmao kawaii graphics
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MORE ANIME QUOTES:



Suzumiya Haruhi Novel:
“However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether"

World Embryo Manga:
“So I woke up, and the world in front of my eyes was neither heaven nor hell,
it was reality.”


Naruto Uzumaki quotes:
“Oh well, if we fail it’s only death.”

Spike from Cowboybebop: "I'm not gonna die, I'm just gonna see if I was ever alive"

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Posted 2/4/08
this one used to crack me up everytime I heard it:


"goth goth loli loli" from the chicks of yamato nadeshiko shichi henge
Posted 2/14/08

My name is Marc, my emotional life is sensitive and my purse is empty, but they say I have talent.

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Posted 2/14/08
Erm, I heard this somewhere...

"Carpe Carp!" - Seize the fish It's from Carpe Diem, I guess
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Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.
Posted 2/17/08

RaNdOm SaRcAsTiC QuOtEs[/u

]Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I’m smiling. This should scare you.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

I’m not sure what’s wrong… But it’s probably your fault.

This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much. You’re not that good.

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Posted 2/21/08
~just some randomness i found while "homewrking":

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Confusion is the answer to every problem, its also the problem to every answer

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.
Posted 2/22/08

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~just some randomness i found while "homewrking":

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Confusion is the answer to every problem, its also the problem to every answer

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Nothing is as far away as one minute ago.

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.

*Fix'd*
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