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anime quotes
-one either chooses to move forward or retreat. that's probably the crossroads which determine who'squalified to fight...
-what the hell are you doing? if you just die like this, what should the people that survive you do?
-fight for those you have lost, and those that you don't want to lose...
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ok i got this from the 4th Pendragon book~ The Reality Bug.

i mean, it sounded like a part of your body, like the doctor saying "im afraid that we will have to remove your gloid."
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Whenever I think about death...I think about my family, my friends......... and all the anime I have yet to watch.....^_^
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it doesn't matter if you're lazy... atleast you're not tired waahh >.<
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Posted 6/12/08
I can resist everything except temptation by Oscar Wilde
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22 / F / Somewhere in Loui...
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a day without sunshine is, well, night!
Posted 6/21/08

faye159 wrote:

Whenever I think about death...I think about my family, my friends......... and all the anime I have yet to watch.....^_^


for some reason, i found that really funny!

anyway...

"You know it's time to go on a diet when you're standing next to your car and get a ticket for double parking." - Totie Fields

"I borke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wans't the kind that folds." - Steven Wright

"Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
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Posted 7/13/08 , edited 7/13/08
"stay awake for 12 hours? i can do that in my sleep!!"- i got it from a cartoon

"if anyone's gonna have the last laugh, i'm gonna have it first!!- from another cartoon XD

they're just funny quotes, theres no really deep meaning xP
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Posted 8/20/08
Fun Things To Do Whilst Driving

1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast out talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

11. Eat food that requires silverware.

12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13. Sing without having the radio on.

14. Honk frequently without motivation.

15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

16. Ask people for Grey Poupon. (?? Must be an American one)

17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.

18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

19. Restart your car at every stop light.

20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

22. While stopped at a light, pee out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.

27. Stop and collect roadkill.

28. Stop and pray to roadkill.

29. Throw Spam.

30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.

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Posted 8/22/08
You spelled quotes wrong in the forum name...
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I sometimes say this to people...

"Wow, if the whole world was just like you, I'd despise all of them and/or be able take advantage of them easily."
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone that says differently is selling something."

This is from the movie, The Princess Bride. I love this movie!!!
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life sucks get over it,
you suck their for i own you
everyone dies get over it
i kill you! i kill you all! just wait here so i can get my gone
their are over 6 and a haff bilion people what makes you so speshil
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