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Your at a bath house in the mountains having a good time. When......
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I'm encircled by a pack of wild wolves.
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19 / M / ITALY sumday xD
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that you seem to realize they weren't the "ordinary kind of girls'' they were gays xO
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when Tarzan and the Gorillas arrive and take over the bath.
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when a cadaver truck crashes into the side of the bath house leaving people sad because they had to leave but also confused because the existence of a cadaver truck is un-heard , but they got free tokens to back so its ok...:)
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27 / M / Atlanta, GA, USA
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I call out to Tarzan, asking if he needs help battling the wolves. He tells me that they are just playing. I decline to join. A bespectacled gorilla politely informs me that this is not a mixed bathing house and that those are not the ordinary kind of girls. I am suddenly less jealous of their attention being fixated on Tarzan's physique. And that was when the zombie apocalypse began, heralded by the arrival of a cadaver truck.
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something along the lines of this lol

then I turn I see the next person by me

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Spiky haired guy goes and decided to dive off the side of a cliff for fun. He is then kidnapped by a mermaid, who attempts to asphyxiate him underwater, but ultimately fails. He escapes to higher ground, and is met by a pack of starved Zombies, who were once his friends. They try to eat him, but he uses his naked powers to destroy them. However, there are more zombies lying in wait. Suddenly, Shizuo appears and decapitates the monsters' heads.
"Thanks!" exclaimed Spiky hair guy.
"IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAA!" Shizuo exclaims as a man with a fur trimmed jacket sprints out of the woods.
"Not even a 'you're welcome' from him?" scoffs Spiky hair guy, who climbs a nearby tree, to hide from the incoming pack of Godzilla Vampires, thirsty for mortal flesh.
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25 / Jolly ol' Blighty
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pinkertard21 wrote:

when a cadaver truck crashes into the side of the bath house


That, exept the bodies were realy zombies and now all of the residents have to fight of the ever growing zombie hoard armed with nothing but bath towels, shampoo and soap!
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That, exept the bodies were realy zombies and now all of the residents have to fight of the ever growing zombie hoard armed with nothing but bath towels, shampoo and soap!

well theirs nothing else to do but to towel whip the zombies to death , blind them with shampoo and hope the soaps are large enough to knock them out
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When you're*

SERIOUSLY. = A=)"
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23 / F / USA
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Screw..................Im tired of this...Whats the deal seriously?
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17 / M / Pennsylvania
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Grab the closest girls tits and then run for my perverted life as i get chased away by naked women XD
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23 / F / USA
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Awww lmao
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17 / M / Pennsylvania
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animegirl2222 wrote:

Spiky haired guy goes and decided to dive off the side of a cliff for fun. He is then kidnapped by a mermaid, who attempts to asphyxiate him underwater, but ultimately fails. He escapes to higher ground, and is met by a pack of starved Zombies, who were once his friends. They try to eat him, but he uses his naked powers to destroy them. However, there are more zombies lying in wait. Suddenly, Shizuo appears and decapitates the monsters' heads.
"Thanks!" exclaimed Spiky hair guy.
"IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAA!" Shizuo exclaims as a man with a fur trimmed jacket sprints out of the woods.
"Not even a 'you're welcome' from him?" scoffs Spiky hair guy, who climbs a nearby tree, to hide from the incoming pack of Godzilla Vampires, thirsty for mortal flesh.


That guys life is amazing

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