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Posted 1/18/13
This is recent news near my area...

Kind of a nice way to go out, isn't it? Giggity giggity.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/donna-lange-breasts-smother-kill-boyfriend-everett-washington_n_2486189.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

"A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds."

And the best line from the article:

"Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons." LOL


Anyways, share your thoughts. Can a woman really suffocate a guy to death that way? I have a hard time believing the guy couldn't somehow wrestle his way out of it. Pretty sure he was just like "fuck it" and gave up.

Which brings me to the point. If a woman really hated a guy enough to bring herself to take a man's life, consider doing it in a way that would be unpleasant.




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I guess we can call this murder.. a boob job.

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Yep, very interesting way to go out, but I think dying instantly from a heart attack while doing it would be the best way.
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Surprised that breasts are capable of killing someone. I would've bit them in hope she'll get off if that happened to me. >:3
I also wonder what was her intention for killing him.
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Posted 1/18/13
Sounds pretty great. Death by BRESTS!!!
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Posted 1/18/13
Well then. I just saw the world in whole new perspective.
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mystic17 wrote:

I would've bit them in hope she'll get off if that happened to me. >:3


lol double entendre.
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Posted 1/18/13
Well, his friends are jealous, they have to die of natural causes~ xP
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Posted 1/18/13
I read about this just yesterday too!
Posted 1/18/13
This isn't very Karma Sutra
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Posted 1/18/13
How long until someone makes a hentai of this?
Posted 1/18/13

Winterfells wrote:



I find this thread funny and I couldn't believe it myself.
I don't know how she did that but I don't think it's possible. The victim's face maybe coincidentally covered by her chest but it doesn't mean she used it as a weapon. She could have strangled her bf if she's strong enough or covered his face with a pillow while sleeping.

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Posted 1/18/13
I guess this was a fatality while motor boating. Should have wore a life preserver.
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I guess we can call this murder.. a boob job.

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I lol'd so hard at this.
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