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Woman Uses Breasts To Smother Boyfriend
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Wow thats new. Well maybe he couldn't fight her off because he was hypnotized. Haha.
But seriously thats sad. |
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That guy was such a bust.
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Are you okay with your current position?
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SADIST
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This is hilarious! Can't believe it actually happened
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Where do you expect us to go when the bombs fall?
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She sent him straight to Marshmallow Hell, with a real life example of the trope. He might have survived, if she wasn't so in his face about it...
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"Sometimes it comes with a shove, when you fall in love."
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I guess someone loves motor boating those jugs too much.
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I want to be a mango forever.
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What a shameful, yet pleasant way to die lol.
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( -_・) ︻デ═一 ▸ (✖╭╮✖)
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death by snoo snoo was funnier
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i love anime and video games
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Winterfells wrote: This is recent news near my area... Kind of a nice way to go out, isn't it? Giggity giggity. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/donna-lange-breasts-smother-kill-boyfriend-everett-washington_n_2486189.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false "A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home. Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital. Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds." And the best line from the article: "Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons." LOL Anyways, share your thoughts. Can a woman really suffocate a guy to death that way? I have a hard time believing the guy couldn't somehow wrestle his way out of it. Pretty sure he was just like "fuck it" and gave up. Which brings me to the point. If a woman really hated a guy enough to bring herself to take a man's life, consider doing it in a way that would be unpleasant. that picture was priceless. If i was in the position and my life depended on it.... bye bye nipple. bye bye. |
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i <3'd Warm Bodies
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At airport.. "Officer: Woman, I need to check those weapons of yours, to see if they're safe.." xD The future of airports ;P
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Monster Girl Quest... nuff said xD (Btw.. good game xDDD) It's a fact!
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Banned
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I can already control reality with my mind, banning me is pointless.
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★ ☆ Touhou Addict ★ ☆
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sasakibomb wrote: LOSazimuth wrote: "Woman uses breasts to smother boyfriend" That isn't possible with my preferred types of girls. Once more, flat>TITanic HIGH FIVE!! :D High-fiving sharks for the DFC |
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Thinking of something cool to say...
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I've actually almost done that.
He was like, "Uh... You're boobs are suffocating me." It was embarrassing. |
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الموت لجميع. // Active. // Online. // The xx - Angels
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...what?
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Dilly Bisket!
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