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Posted 1/23/13
I now know exactly how I want to die 8)
Posted 1/23/13
ew; .
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Posted 1/23/13 , edited 1/23/13
There was this "well endowed" ebony woman at a party I went to once.

She took my head and pressed it firmly against her bossum.

They were comfortable enough for me to sleep on peacefully, if I had the chance.
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Posted 1/23/13

Winterfells wrote:

Mess with the breast, die like the rest!

It's quite unfortunate that the girlfriend was busted during the middle of her criminal act.

Although to be fair, I think the media is milking as much publicity as they can from this odd murder.

It's quite titillating.


I appreciate you keeping us all abreast.
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Posted 1/28/13
suddenly reminded me of cow and chicken
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Posted 1/28/13
Maybe its wrong but at least he died happy probably were making out and he just got to excited? I dunno this is pretty hard to post to
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Posted 1/28/13
ahahahhahaahahhaahhhahaahhahah omg ahahahhahahhh

I do feel bad for the guy...or maybe he wanted to always die that way? who knows.
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Posted 1/28/13
That's a good joke.
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Posted 1/31/13

Winterfells wrote:

And the best line from the article:

"Other women around the world are known to have allegedly used their breasts as weapons." LOL






LMAO OMG! I never thought of that!! How big were her breasts? I have a fairly decent size...not that I would give that a try on anyone....


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ash_is_2_dust wrote:

LMAO OMG! I never thought of that!! How big were her breasts? I have a fairly decent size...not that I would give that a try on anyone....




I have no idea, probably huge considering she was able to kill a man with them.

And I agree, you shouldn't try that on anyone. With great power comes great responsibility.
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Death by boobs?

Sounds almost as good as death by snu-snu!
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Ae00111 wrote:

Death by boobs?

Sounds almost as good as death by snu-snu!


Ha ha ha ha!

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Posted 1/31/13
Well considering women with large breasts can suffer back pain because of the weight, I don't find this implausible...I can say that I am a DD and mine probably weigh a good 15-20 lbs. which would equate to one of my cats lying on someone's face.
I would think the guy would have bitten her or something, unless he was already unconscious and she just decided to finish him off that way.

Hard to confiscate the murder weapon though...
Would she be given her own cell so she doesn't try it on someone else?
Posted 2/1/13

tarel wrote:

Exercising your back with the proper equipment more often than not deals with natural back pain.

Your spine pretty much supports your upper weight, but making your back muscles stronger means less of a burden posed on your spine.


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Posted 2/1/13
That how every guys wants to die. XD
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