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*We join the man who has shaped history. The scene opens up in a medieval-like town with a large mansion in the background*



*In the large mansion*

"Come my brave comrade"

*Calls forth his bravest of knights*

"I have heard some troubling reports from around the city. Tell me what the situation is, Eroyasha!"

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The knight steps forth and kneels down before the man who he pledged his sword to, Pope Kondo , his Pervyness one. This man has lead the Gospel of Fanservice into a new era. An Era in which fans of scantily clad woman, and countless jiggling of melons can enjoy the encouragement of the Great Spirit Fanservice.



The Knight Stands up .

The more sexy fan service is, the more difficult it is to not get a nosebleed

The look on the Knight's face is of great trouble......he fears.....for the first time in his service ...he fears that their covenant might be in trouble. All these devout years of fighting the forces of the flat chested red hair girl and all these years of enjoying the many curves of the female body ......might be tested . A storm is brewing.

*Downcast eyes and trembling of fist *

"Y-your Perveyseness .....there are two main issues I have to report. ..T-there are rumors of a ..glassed man ....a man who seems to sway the people's hearts away from the mighty ways of fan service. They claim that this man ...this man had some sort of sensibility to him...i-its as if our ways didn't make sense as this man .....starting preaching his heretic ways. They say his way..is known.."Tsukkomi" . I would have cut down the men who dare turn their backs on the Great Spirit of Fanservice, but they are our lost lambs. We just need to guide them to the sweet embrace of jiggling boobs . "

*Calms his breath to asunder his rising anger"

The second issue has to do with our followers themselves. They are currently divided among the glorious ways of melons and the bountiful ways of the buttox. ....I fear that our sect might be split in half with all the civil dissent brewing. ...

Your Perveyness..if you forgive my straightforwardness, ....what shall we do on these matters ?

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(Music Continues)

*He listens to the harsh realities that have befallen his land. He crosses his arms and closes his eyes as he takes in all of the troubling information*



"I see, so this is what has been happening lately. This man who wears glasses... his actions must not be allowed to spread throughout the land. This Tsukkomi of which you speak must be quite fearsome indeed. It must not be taken lightly if it has been powerful enough to lead some of our brethren away from the true path of enlightenment."

*He approaches his brave knight and friend and puts a hand on his shoulder to ease his worry some*

"Do not worry. We will definitely make sure that all of our friends come back to the light"

*He then turns around and looks up at a statue of what appears to be Master Roshi*



"Look up at our great master, Eroyasha! He is the one who taught us the way of the Fanservice when we were young. Do you remember his teachings?"

*Looking up at the statue with a great big smile as he remebered the good old days*

"He always spoke about how there might be times in which we would struggle to follow the path, but he always told us to stay strong and believe"

*Turns around to face Gin*

"We must not waver now. We must not give in to doubt. If we do that, then we will lose everything we've worked so hard to accomplish. If we do that, SHE wins"
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The Nostalgia Reminiscence of the boobies of the olden days

As the Knight's lord gestures over to the statute, a smile instantly brightens up the Eroyasha's gloomed face. Yes for it was Master Roshi who gave him a new life....a new life surrounded by the miraculous beauty of fan service.....the miracle of Tsunderes and walking onto females during their baths.

(15 Years Ago , a barren field )

The Eroyasha, ,.no back then he was only known as Sakata Gintoki was different from most. It wasn't his strange eyes or his silvery hair, it was his attitude towards females . He always thought that their bodies were ...endearing and beautiful even at the earliest of ages. However, this wasn't mere affection or pure perverseness to the female body....it was almost if he worships them. This caused him problems. ..Both men and women . were quite afraid of him. The males , especially the young ones , thought that he was ridden with some strange disease. ....The females thought his devoutness to the way their clothes pressed on their bodies, was scary....as if a demon lurked in his eyes.

15 years ago, in a barren field , he was surrounded by other school boys , claiming to be infected by his"cooties" ....and they lye on the ground as if they were a bunch of corpses in the pretense that they were sick ridden. He lied there on a rock, with his sword lying on his back. He was looking at a female fashion magazine on his lonesome...all alone.



Until he heard a voiced from him.

"I heard there was quite the perverse demon around here somewhere, but look at you , you're just a young whippersnapper aren't you ?"

The voice came from a old man wearing sunglasses.

Gintoki immediately took his blade in defense for after all other males would either scorn him or try to take away his swimsuit girls magazines.

"A sword eh ? Follow me and I can teach you on the ways of the sword. From here on, wield the sword not to strike down porn magazine snatchers , but to strike down your own cherry boy self . Wield it not to nosebleed on yourself , but to protect your own perverted soul. "

That day he followed the one known as Master Roshi. He distinctly remembers piggybanking on him while Master Roshi was reading a erotic novel.....such fond memories indeed.

*The Present*

"You are right your Perveyness ....we shall defeat her ...and this glassed man. Not only for the ways of the fanservice but for Master Roshi as well.....we must defeat the flat chested red haired girl......the demon known as KAGURA . "
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*He smiles upon his friend's newly revived spirit*

"HAHA! Yes! For MASTER ROSHI!!!"

*They both raise their fists upward signaling their determination*

Later that night...

*Kondo goes out into the field under the night sky and takes out his sword and holds it in front of him*



"I swear on my honor...We will protect this peace...We will protect this, your legacy Master"

Camera zooms out. Scene fades to black
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Meanwhile....

No hope..... no fanservice whatsoever...

*The scene turns to a barren wasteland. The air smelling of death. The ground barren and the plants dead. No sign of animal life can be seen*



*We join the demon of this land as she overlooks her domain atop the tallest tower in her castle*

"I hear that those fools are having a hard time keeping their blind dogs under control"

*She adresses her servant while still having her back turned to him as he kneels before her*

Servant: "Yes, my lady. They seem to running away from them and won't listen to commands as they once did. Not since that day when that showed up. They've been hesitant to trust their words since"

"Hummph... that's what happens when you try to control beings with promises of a brighter tomorrow"

Servant: "Yes that seems to be the case. How shall they act my lady?"

"Well the answer is simple is it not..."

*She takes a short pause*

"Blind dogs have a sharper sense of smell, so just tell your kids to stop feeding them that new smelly stuff and they should be fine. It doesn't matter if its healthier for canines. But enough about that! Tell me about what's happening in the town west of here. I hear that the church is starting to lose control of their own backyard?"

Servant: "Hai! It seems the arrival of a man in the town has weakened the authority of the church somewhat"

*She grins malevolently*

"Well then, bring that man to me. And together, we shall topple the church once and for all-aru..."

*She turns around and shows her face with a confident smile*





To be continued...
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