This is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell ya how I became the subject of these stares
In West Shinjuku, born and raised
Reading books is how I spent most of my days
Studying, learning, no time to be cool
Cookin for Chiwa after school
When my seat got changed, sat next to a girl
How could I know that she would rock my world
She found my diary, she didn't play fair
She said, "Become my boyfriend or your fantasies get aired!"
Now we're fake dating, and things are strange
No one knows this is all a game
My childhood friend keeps acting lame
I'm losin' out on time to work my brain!
So I walked into class around 7:08
And Masuzu yelled, "Yo, let's go on a date!"
I looked at my classmates, I was finally there
I was the target of their evil stares!
Hey, I don't think it's too terrible for something I came up with over the course of a few minutes.