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Guys... Can't stop thinking of Girls?
Phersu 
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As someone who has been in a committed relationship with their metacarpal à gauche for over two years now, intercepted perhaps by that occasional healthy psychotic rendezvous with a fictional character, I'd have to say that girls aren't even worthy of cognisance these days in my mind.

Pfft you guys are totally pathetic.

On a mildly more serious note though, it's of little consequence to me at this point in this maladjusted excuse for a life. Though I often argue the matter volubly with my libido when I'm alone.

On a wholly serious note I'm not mad, really.


Well, arguing with your libido is perfectly sane, but the kicker is this. Does it argue back? If so, does it sound anything like you thought it would?
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Phersu wrote:


HeadofEraser wrote:

As someone who has been in a committed relationship with their metacarpal à gauche for over two years now, intercepted perhaps by that occasional healthy psychotic rendezvous with a fictional character, I'd have to say that girls aren't even worthy of cognisance these days in my mind.

Pfft you guys are totally pathetic.

On a mildly more serious note though, it's of little consequence to me at this point in this maladjusted excuse for a life. Though I often argue the matter volubly with my libido when I'm alone.

On a wholly serious note I'm not mad, really.


Well, arguing with your libido is perfectly sane, but the kicker is this. Does it argue back? If so, does it sound anything like you thought it would?


Hmm I'm can't seem to recall with any certainty, I'll have to ask it for you. It's bound to exhibit its slimy countenance again sooner or later.

Or perhaps I'll just introduce it to you directly. :D

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Honestly Ive found that the easiest way to get girls is to get their attention and then ignore them like you never even meant it. In a way reverse the role of who wants the relationship...that sounded confusing so let me explain x3

Do something like compliment her on something or crack a funny joke (dont make it obvious that youre going out of your way to do either of those btw..) and then just leave it alone at that. She will most likely wonder or wait for you to do it again and not only does it save you the effort of trying to beat what you just did but it makes her think you will do stuff like that all the time if prompted and it interests her. So maybe not ignore, but I guess really a hit and run. Act like she doesn't interest you as much as she does and that will definitely send the message that at least your not clingy, and you are nice/funny.

I can't speak for all girls, and im not the love doctor or anything, but I found that this method works a lot for me and I usually just do it without realizing

So I hope that helps, and if I came off sounding like a total douche then I apologize >.<
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Posted 7/19/13 , edited 7/19/13

HeadofEraser wrote:

As someone who has been in a committed relationship with their metacarpal à gauche for over two years now, intercepted perhaps by that occasional healthy psychotic rendezvous with a fictional character, I'd have to say that girls aren't even worthy of cognisance these days in my mind.

Pfft you guys are totally pathetic.

On a mildly more serious note though, it's of little consequence to me at this point in this maladjusted excuse for a life. Though I often argue the matter volubly with my libido when I'm alone.

On a wholly serious note I'm not mad, really.


Your command of the English and French language are admirable, and, if you don't mind me saying, prétentieux comme l'enfer.
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SoundAndFury wrote:

Your command of the English and French language are admirable, and, if you don't mind me saying, prétentieux comme l'enfer.

Well yes that was rather the idea. Highschool french ftw.
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Yeah sure physical appearance is what initially gets girls interested, but personally, if I don't like his personality he could be Brad Pitt but he'd still be ugly to me.

And believe me, most of the physically attractive men I've met in my lifetime so far are so damn boring and one dimensional. No thanks!
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Posted 7/19/13
All about that money.
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At one point in my life I was like most of you. It all beginned at the, tender, f*k age of 12. 2 years later I was like, girls? Click spoiler below.

I realized it was a mental and hormotional problem, which is why I advise most of you to get help. Though I may still get aroused here and there, which I have yet to find a solution for. I now have an aversion to genitals and currently comtemplating castration , reason why my sister calls me an asexual freak.

As for love, I believe that in the truest form it is unconditional and our understanding of it is at best juvenille. Although we have corrupt it to a large degree.

For those of you that care I have linked a long blog post dealing with the philosophical views of love-->http://www.iep.utm.edu/love/


Seriously. I grew up around boys. I know what they consist of. All of my guy friends are a tad perverted. Even the guys that DON'T seem like that, they are. It's natural. It's true. Based on my experience. I'm not saying they think about it ALL the time. But yeah.

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It's apart of life.
Posted 7/20/13
Don't worry OP, it will mellow down at one point
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Posted 7/20/13

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Big_A wrote:

Hello guys, (and girls)! I made this thread because I can't stop going crazy about any hot chick I see. It has gone so far that I don't think I can tell the difference between "love" and "lust". HOWEVER... when I manage to completely ignore my demands (man-thoughts), girls starts to talk to ME more, instead of me talking to them. Maybe because ignoring actually works. Who knows... So then I get hopes up for a relationship, but I'm either too pushy or too passive, and then I'm back on square one.

I'm sure that I am not the only one. So please... enlighten my life that stands still.


the power of the boner is strong in this one


Yes, but he must learn more about the power of the love side if he is to truly master the boner.
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Posted 7/20/13
great now i got wood.
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i know what you mean, not to picky on looks. I drive trucks for a living all over the U.S so i feel like i don't have time for a real relationship at the moment. i see a lot of attractive women and i do have a lot of female friends that i talk to all over the state, sooner or later I'll find some one just have to wait like a hawk and swoop down and carrier one away lol
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