"Ever since i was little, I've been called things like 'maggot' or 'scum' by my teachers. Why are all teachers like that? Maybe it's true that i'm dumb, tardy and lazy. Maybe i'm not cut out to be a teacher, but if i were a teacher, i'm absolutely sure that i'd never call them, or put them in a position where they'd be called scum." Eikichi Onizuka, aka GREAT TEACHER ONIZUKA!

Great quotes so far, here's mine:

"I'm quite ungraceful" - Gamaken

My drill is the drill that William pierde the heavens. Simon- gurrenn lagann

"One often does not wish to admit the mistakes of one's youth." Char Aznable, Mobile Suit Gundam

"Glory lies beyond the horizon. Challenge it because you cannot reach it. Speak of conquest, and then, make it real." Rider/Iskandar, Fate/Zero

"Here I come, King of Heroes, do you have enough swords in stock?" Shirou Emiya, Fate/Stay Night

"There are few wars between good and evil, most are between one good and another good." Yang Wen Li, Legend of the Galactic Heroes

"Alcohol is humanity's friend. How can I abandon a friend?" Yang Wen Li, Legend of the Galactic Heroes

"Stop sexually harassing my mother!" Ryuji Takasu, Toradora!

'You were in your little sister's room, using your little sister's computer to play games about doing indecent things to your sister?"

"SHOOT FIRST ASK NEVER" - KOKO HECKMATYAR- JORMUNGAND

Watch this, then the other three, for a shitload of quotes that'll give you chills....

I always get re-inspired to do most things like watch more anime after seeing these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgp5V9Qoj98

Naruto manga

Sasuke: " You... make me sick. "

Sakura: ):

SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LARD ASS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AYaFL6SWmk

3:10

A new found favorite, as I only watched Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica a few weeks ago.

"Its big! Its hard! And its coming to get you!!" Big Magnum, SCRYED

"Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is a neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? Of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!" - Donquixote Doflamingo

"This new era they talk about is a load of shit. The age where pirates' dreams is over?!.... People's dreams, will never end!" - Marshall D. Teach

"Someday, I promise you, they will all watch as I change the world." - Monkey D. Dragon

"When does a person die? When they are shot through the chest with a pistol? No. When he suffers from an incurable disease? No. When he eats a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A person dies when they are forgotten... " - Dr. Hiriluk


"You guys in the World Government, all fear that immense battle engulfing the whole world that will eventually come. I don't care myself, but as soon as someone finds that great treasure, the entire world will be turned upside down. Someone will find it. That day will definitely come sooner or later. One Piece... does exist!" - Edward Newgate

Angels banished from heaven have no choice but to become devils.Vicious (Cowboy Bebop)

We’re nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we’re driven to become the devil himself.Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)

A past will chase you if you try to escape from it, but once you confront it, it’s just an old memory inside you (Saiyuki)

He told me…that which is incomplete seeks completion…yet…that which is incomplete is no better than that which is complete. Do you understand? Argentine ( D.N. Angel )

All things with a form will eventually perish.

I have eternal youth. I live forever.

The body ages, but the mind is immortal.

The title of Hokage is a piece of crap. Only an idiot becomes one.