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Post Reply Drunkest you've ever been or experienced someone being?
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*Names changed to protect the guilty and/or associated folks.

When I was helping out at a game company in LA back in 2004, we had a release party for our latest FPS game. The party was at a local bar, with free drinks for everyone. I was also working on another game for them at that time, so I stopped by at the party briefly, then went back to work. But later on...

Programmer X came back from the party late in the night, quite drunk. He wanted to get back to his desk to gather his belongings to go home, but accidentally rode the elevator to the wrong floor in his inebriated state, then pounded on the front door of that other business, terrifying the cleaning staff inside. They called security, who found Programmer X passed out in front of the doors with his pants around his ankles for some bizarre reason. They took him downstairs for an ambulance ride to be sure he was okay, at which point his vomited all over the lobby of the building.

Then, about half an hour later, Designer Y pulled a nearly identical repeat performance! Wrong door, security, vomit in lobby, ambulance.. all there.
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I actually started conversations with people when I was drunk one time.

That's how I know I'm fucking pissed out of my head. That and waking up fully clothed with my head in small bin I'd brought to bed with me the night in case I threw up.
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Location: Tijuana, outside of a cathedral...
Time of Day: 10am.
When: After independence day.

So...I was walking around, you know, doing my thing. And I see this dude with piss stains (his black levis were all wet) laying by the walls of the cathedral on the sidewalk, knocked out, drooling and snoring...Pathetic waste of life.

When I saw him, I was like...daammm...he must have partied hard. People just kept walking, like, whatever, it's just some drunk dude sleeping on the sidewalk by a church where people go to tell their father how bad they've sinned...I'm pretty sure that guy has done some stuff.

Anyways, kids--don't be that person.
That's rock-bottom.

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Really bad story. In college there was a violent drunk in my hall. An hour later I go to check on the hall and I see holes in the walls and blood smears over the bathroom stalls and mirrors. And there he was laying there encouraged by his friends who were having a good time laughing at him. The bathroom was unusable due to the damage. Those "friends" of his really are pathetic people. To let someone hurt themselves and possibly others and to take it as a joke is terrible. Otherwise fun times when you have friends that can help you when you are a bit in the loop.
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last time i drank i started dancing and being really super silly and laughing too much. i wasn't wasted but i definitely had a buzz. i had more than my sister on her 21st birthday. hahaha
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I was in Denver for the Millennium and I broke into a Payless, well I threw a cinder block through the front window and called all my friends to see what size shoes they wore. I never made it all the way into the store on account on my friends holding me back. I remember none of this. The next morning I woke up and everyone was giving me a weird look. I went on to describe this weird dream I had where I broke into a Payless shoe store. Then they rightly tore into me for being a fucking asshole... Apparently I kept trying to go back and get shoes. When they wouldn't let me I demanded some Micky D's and on the way there passed out on the drivers stick shift and almost made us wreck. So, I pretty much brought in 2000 in "style"?
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moneygrip3030 wrote:

I was in Denver for the Millennium and I broke into a Payless, well I threw a cinder block through the front window and called all my friends to see what size shoes they wore. I never made it all the way into the store on account on my friends holding me back. I remember none of this. The next morning I woke up and everyone was giving me a weird look. I went on to describe this weird dream I had where I broke into a Payless shoe store. Then they rightly tore into me for being a fucking asshole... Apparently I kept trying to go back and get shoes. When they wouldn't let me I demanded some Micky D's and on the way there passed out on the drivers stick shift and almost made us wreck. So, I pretty much brought in 2000 in "style"?


I have way more stories than that BTW. I just think that's one of the better ones...
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I can get drunk on soda .... no joke o3o
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moneygrip3030 wrote:

I was in Denver for the Millennium and I broke into a Payless, well I threw a cinder block through the front window and called all my friends to see what size shoes they wore. I never made it all the way into the store on account on my friends holding me back. I remember none of this. The next morning I woke up and everyone was giving me a weird look. I went on to describe this weird dream I had where I broke into a Payless shoe store. Then they rightly tore into me for being a fucking asshole... Apparently I kept trying to go back and get shoes. When they wouldn't let me I demanded some Micky D's and on the way there passed out on the drivers stick shift and almost made us wreck. So, I pretty much brought in 2000 in "style"?


13W Hook me up next time. D= Just try and remember that I prefer black shoes.

I have tried to get drunk numerous times, before it basically became off limits for me, but was never successful. I downed vodka like it was nothing and my brother and mom were both shocked by how much I drank but I just never felt a thing. It kind of sucked. So yea, I have no stories of myself being drunk and I don't hang out with anyone so I have no stories of other people being drunk. v.v
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Buncha lightweights, my story is way better/worse?
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justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


moneygrip3030 wrote:

I was in Denver for the Millennium and I broke into a Payless, well I threw a cinder block through the front window and called all my friends to see what size shoes they wore. I never made it all the way into the store on account on my friends holding me back. I remember none of this. The next morning I woke up and everyone was giving me a weird look. I went on to describe this weird dream I had where I broke into a Payless shoe store. Then they rightly tore into me for being a fucking asshole... Apparently I kept trying to go back and get shoes. When they wouldn't let me I demanded some Micky D's and on the way there passed out on the drivers stick shift and almost made us wreck. So, I pretty much brought in 2000 in "style"?


13W Hook me up next time. D= Just try and remember that I prefer black shoes.

I have tried to get drunk numerous times, before it basically became off limits for me, but was never successful. I downed vodka like it was nothing and my brother and mom were both shocked by how much I drank but I just never felt a thing. It kind of sucked. So yea, I have no stories of myself being drunk and I don't hang out with anyone so I have no stories of other people being drunk. v.v


Wait, you live in Ohio and none of your friends drink?
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Posted 2/8/13

moneygrip3030 wrote:


justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


moneygrip3030 wrote:

I was in Denver for the Millennium and I broke into a Payless, well I threw a cinder block through the front window and called all my friends to see what size shoes they wore. I never made it all the way into the store on account on my friends holding me back. I remember none of this. The next morning I woke up and everyone was giving me a weird look. I went on to describe this weird dream I had where I broke into a Payless shoe store. Then they rightly tore into me for being a fucking asshole... Apparently I kept trying to go back and get shoes. When they wouldn't let me I demanded some Micky D's and on the way there passed out on the drivers stick shift and almost made us wreck. So, I pretty much brought in 2000 in "style"?


13W Hook me up next time. D= Just try and remember that I prefer black shoes.

I have tried to get drunk numerous times, before it basically became off limits for me, but was never successful. I downed vodka like it was nothing and my brother and mom were both shocked by how much I drank but I just never felt a thing. It kind of sucked. So yea, I have no stories of myself being drunk and I don't hang out with anyone so I have no stories of other people being drunk. v.v


Wait, you live in Ohio and none of your friends drink?


There aren't any friends. I haven't had an offline friend since I was 6 or 7 aside from school acquaintances that weren't really friends at all.
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Hmmm... last month I got blasted and kicked out of a dyke bar, so my friend and I wandered over to the drag bar next door. I kind of don't remember much, but apparently I kept kicking a guy and knocking him down while laughing like an idiot. When I came to I was (still) drinking tequila in my house and I had some girl's phone number written on my boobs. Sadly, I couldn't decipher it or I totally would have called her because she was cute.

I only party like that when my son is visiting his dad in another state, but when I get the chance I'm a rock star.

Edit - I just realized that it sounded like I was bullying a drag queen, which I totally wasn't. I am always nice to queens, and from what I hear the guy I was kicking didn't mind too much or tell me to stop so it was all good until bar close.
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mhibicke wrote:

Hmmm... last month I got blasted and kicked out of a dyke bar, so my friend and I wandered over to the drag bar next door. I kind of don't remember much, but apparently I kept kicking a guy and knocking him down while laughing like an idiot. When I came to I was (still) drinking tequila in my house and I had some girl's phone number written on my boobs. Sadly, I couldn't decipher it or I totally would have called her because she was cute.

I only party like that when my son is visiting his dad in another state, but when I get the chance I'm a rock star.


Now that's a story I can appreciate. Nice one!
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