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Drunkest you've ever been or experienced someone being?
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I woke in bed with roller blades on once and apparently I broke a lot a shit at a friends apartment as well. Now mind you I hate roller blades as I'm strictly a quad skate man. It should be mentioned this was 1995 and a fiend said "here take one of these they're awesome". It was Rohypnol or a roofy to the uninitiated which I was at the time so I submit I did nothing wrong since I don't remember shit....
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The drunkest I've been was hanging out with my family. My cousins, cool uncle, and aunt were all drinking. I was sleeping in the living room of my grandma's house and I specifically remember going to the couch. I know this happened because I remember moaning and groaning to myself about how there was no back support on it and how much this was going to suck and contemplating sleeping on the floor but deciding against it because it was so cold. Anyways, I went to bed and started to become conscious in the morning. My eyes were closed and I was like, "man, this couch is way comfier then I thought it would be." My mind started cranking on the sensory input and something didn't add up so I opened my eyes and it turns out I was sleeping in my cousin's bed, at the complete opposite end of the house. I let out oa "what the hell" and then my cousin woke up like, "what the hell" and I couldn't really answer and I just walked out. I still have no clue how I got there as I would have had to maneuver through the kitchen and gone through like 3 closed doors to get there.

I've felt drunker than I felt then but that's the only time I haven't been able to explain how I got ended up somewhere.
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Dude I could flood this thread with stories. Like pre-school rides on my roof or telling the cops to leave my party alone while wearing authentic southern shaolin silk kung fu garb in the middle of May, and they left me alone. Ah college how I miss you....
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Dude I could flood this thread with stories. Like pre-school rides on my roof or telling the cops to leave my party alone while wearing authentic southern shaolin silk kung fu garb in the middle of May, and they left me alone. Ah college how I miss you....


You are a very odd person.
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moneygrip3030 wrote:

Dude I could flood this thread with stories. Like pre-school rides on my roof or telling the cops to leave my party alone while wearing authentic southern shaolin silk kung fu garb in the middle of May, and they left me alone. Ah college how I miss you....


You are a very odd person.


You have no idea.
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moneygrip3030 wrote:

Dude I could flood this thread with stories. Like pre-school rides on my roof or telling the cops to leave my party alone while wearing authentic southern shaolin silk kung fu garb in the middle of May, and they left me alone. Ah college how I miss you....


He he I have a pirate costume I like to wear, and have a tendency to wake up injured and ashamed without knowing why.
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Apparently back in high school I went to a party down the block and when I got there, the host handed me a half full magnum of vodka, and when I had finished that, he started giving me mixed drinks of some sort. I don't really remember much about that night, but apparently I died. Or so I was told. As the story goes my heart stopped and people thought I was dead, but in retrospect everyone else was drunk too so they probably just didn't hear anything over the loud music.

I do remember hearing someone saying they had to get me to a hospital, and getting up saying "I'm not going to a hospital" and apparently freaking out a few people in the process.
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um the drunkest i have ever been was on my 23rd birthday. i drank so much long islands and Adios mofos that day haha it ended with me and my friends being kicked out of a club and my friends being arrested and the weirdest thing that happen is i was the loudest and drunkest person yelling at cops and security and calling them assholes for arresting my friends even tho my friends weren't drunk and was arrested for public drukenness even though i was the most messed up one there. i was cussing at the police officers and security for 15 mins til they left. after that i got to a cab to take me home and slept till the next day or until my friends were released from custody. Felt like a dumbass the next day thinking that i could of got arrested as well. Well no more "adios mofos for me hahaha
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moneygrip3030 wrote:

Dude I could flood this thread with stories. Like pre-school rides on my roof or telling the cops to leave my party alone while wearing authentic southern shaolin silk kung fu garb in the middle of May, and they left me alone. Ah college how I miss you....


He he I have a pirate costume I like to wear, and have a tendency to wake up injured and ashamed without knowing why.


See, you know where I'm coming from. I used to have a bad habit of throwing on one my many kung fu outfits and demanding everyone call me Bruce Leeroy... Then the next day I have broken wrist and lots of explaining to do...
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Summer between my freshman and sophomore year in college, I went to a college party at another college town and got drunk enough to black out. The next day I crawl out of bed (still at the place were the party was held) and noticed that me and this one girl were half naked. I quietly got dressed and gathered my belongings and left.

Spring Semester of my junior year, the university I attended has a Friday where classes are canceled after 12 noon and the campus literally has one big party. I get 2 twelve packs of beer and a cooler with ice and I proceed to go to the amphitheater and listen to some live bands on stage. I had such a great time that by the end of the festivities, me and a friend pass out on the lawn by the parking lot on campus. Campus police comes over and we ask for a ride to my friends apartment. The officer proceeds to tell us that he won't mind taking us over there but that anyone who rides in the back must be handcuffed. We are too drunk to argue and are driven a block and a half to my friends apartment in the back of the squad car in hand cuffs.

Not the two proudest moments of my life.
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I got smashed and tried to explain to a friend (who was equally smashed) why there are so many panty-shots in To-LOVE-Ru.
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Panty shots need an explanation?
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Panty shots need an explanation?


I always thought they were pretty self-explanatory. Just sayin'
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I just got a little buzzed & warm once. I was a junior in HS and worked at a restaurant (with a bar) with my mom. They were having a Christmas party for the employees and the bartender sneaked me a rum & coke (I asked for it). I also shared a gin & tonic with my mom. I drank at home, but it was just a little cap-full to just flavor my soda. I had never before had full shots. My parents weren't born in the US, so booze drinking for a teen wasn't weird. I only drank on holidays though. My sisters, on the other hand, were booze hounds for quite awhile....maybe still are...I don't really keep in touch with them.
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Man these are some tame stories. I thought this thread would be awesome considering anime fans tend to be more eccentric. I'm not saying I'm proud of any of my tales, but they happened.
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