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Well, one time my brother, cousin a friend of ours and I were drinking. We had two different vodkas and Heineken. From what they told me, at one point we were singing RHCP songs and a while later I went into the bathrooms holding on to the walls so as not to fall. They heard me making a lot of noise in the bathroom (probably dropping everything.) After coming out, I apparently nearly cracked my head on a cabinet door with a glass window. I got up and saw that they had all readied themselves for sleep. I proceeded to lay on the couch with my cousin, where he then pushed me off him and threw me a blanket as I curled up on the floor. It seems that I began talking to myself shortly after. Maybe not the craziest story but I thought it was funny because I don't remember that happening
Posted 2/9/13
I have been drunk enough that I had to grab grass to keep from falling off the face of the Earth.
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I have been drunk enough that I had to grab grass to keep from falling off the face of the Earth.


Hahaha, I know that feeling.
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This was like a really weird romp through town... Sorry if it is disjointed, most of it was pieced together the next day.

Umm... lets see, on one of my friends birthdays we get pretty drunk before going to this bar downtown with a bunch of people. Me and the birthday boy end up getting kicked out of the bar. He has a fake ID, I don't. His gets confiscated and I end up in a stupid argument with the bouncer about my ID for some reason... Then they kick me out after, probably because they felt like it, not really sure.

Then Apparently birthday boy tried taking a leather jacket that was lying on the street and almost gets arrested. The rest of our friends come out, half of us ditch the other half (including the birthday boy), because there is some party somewhere else. We don't want to get a cab, so we hop into this random girls car, that was just driving by for some reason...... No clue why she agreed to drive 4 random drunk people. Apparently she couldn't drive stick, and was borrowing her friend's car.

She would keep it in first gear the whole time and never shift (city driving, but still). So, I'm hammered in the front seat telling this random girl how to drive stick, and reminding her to stop at stop signs. In retrospect, not sure she was sober either. (don't trust strangers kids) We get to the party, It sucks. Leave, smoke a bit with a few acquaintances, then go to another party. Apparently these acquaintances are the only black people that anyone has ever seen, awkwardness ensues they leave or something. Go into the basement find the birthday boy we left downtown raving out shirtless with 3 dudes in a black light basement to techno while probably on molly (with glow sticks).

**Not sure what else happened here...

End up waking up in this girl's apartment above where the party was. Cab home, the end.
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I never ever been drunk. Just by drinking one beer I get pretty loopy XD. It is too funny. Still I stop there. I am more into Spanish Red Wines and liqueur drinks. Like South African Amarula. Tastes like chocolate milk with a lot of alcohol in it. I been to Naxos once and got myself one of those green and yellow ones. Banana liqueur and citrus/lemon liqueur. Damn I want that Amarula but I know better. Discipline man discipline. *runs*
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Posted 2/9/13

tarel wrote:


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tarel wrote:

Eloquent, passionate.


Yeah you're a saint!


So are you. Doctor Who fans are always welcome in my agenda. Well not always, half year back.


Time travel dawg. It's 42.
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21 years old and i have never drank and i don't plan on it straight edge folife ;D
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After a night of drinking, i was so drunk i fell asleep against the backdoor of my house and because my dad has to work at 9AM and the backdoor opens outward he had to make a detour to grab me, open the door en throw me on the couch where i woke up around midday
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My friend was so drunk I had to basically carry her down Telegraph in Oakland to my car... people probably thought I was kidnapping her. She managed to get stuck in a bathroom at a restaurant beforehand while we were walking around, that was awkward enough but she decided to puke on the sidewalk during the time she could still stand up as well. I'd never seen her like this before seeing as she was a heavy drinker and never lost her shit this bad. Later I found out she'd been dry for a while before this and was not eating as well so that probably lead to it.

Drunkest I've been? Puked in the acoustic guitar of a guy I hated at a party, I also managed to hit the ceiling. I was kinda proud when I heard the story. The previously mentioned friend had to clean up after my mess so I guess we were even at that point.

Ahhh high school, what a fun time that was
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21 years old and i have never drank and i don't plan on it straight edge folife ;D


You can be straight edge and still drink. A little alcohol every now and then can do some good. I actually didnt even start drinking till I was about 23.

Ive never been falling down stupid drunk but I did get sick once a few months ago after drinking beer, rum and gin. I had to go to work right after the bar and I ended up throwing up all over my office bathroom. I vowed never to drink beer again that night.
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I once got so drunk that I apparently got kicked out of a bar, punched people out and got arrested. I have no memory of that night. It was also in UK.
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Krump91 wrote:

21 years old and i have never drank and i don't plan on it straight edge folife ;D


Good for you . Just be straight edge for the right reasons and not to feel superior to others cause your not....
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Posted 2/18/13
straight edge hardcore is like calling yourself a badass for going to church.
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I never ever been drunk. Just by drinking one beer I get pretty loopy XD. It is too funny. Still I stop there. I am more into Spanish Red Wines and liqueur drinks. Like South African Amarula. Tastes like chocolate milk with a lot of alcohol in it. I been to Naxos once and got myself one of those green and yellow ones. Banana liqueur and citrus/lemon liqueur. Damn I want that Amarula but I know better. Discipline man discipline. *runs*

Your vagina is showing.
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Saw a homeless man, drunk, peeing on the side of a church. Only reason I saw him was because I was wasted doing the same thing. Ah, good times.
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Striferu wrote:

I never ever been drunk. Just by drinking one beer I get pretty loopy XD. It is too funny. Still I stop there. I am more into Spanish Red Wines and liqueur drinks. Like South African Amarula. Tastes like chocolate milk with a lot of alcohol in it. I been to Naxos once and got myself one of those green and yellow ones. Banana liqueur and citrus/lemon liqueur. Damn I want that Amarula but I know better. Discipline man discipline. *runs*

Your vagina is showing.


What is that suppose to mean?
I am a single virgin afterall.
Party is not my thing.
Numbers are always one.
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Posted 2/18/13

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mhibicke wrote:


Striferu wrote:

I never ever been drunk. Just by drinking one beer I get pretty loopy XD. It is too funny. Still I stop there. I am more into Spanish Red Wines and liqueur drinks. Like South African Amarula. Tastes like chocolate milk with a lot of alcohol in it. I been to Naxos once and got myself one of those green and yellow ones. Banana liqueur and citrus/lemon liqueur. Damn I want that Amarula but I know better. Discipline man discipline. *runs*

Your vagina is showing.


What is that suppose to mean?
I am a single virgin afterall.
Party is not my thing.
Numbers are always one.


Just saying you drink like a girl. All that sweet stuff... I don't think my liver could take it.
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I admit I am a bit feminine but I am no bisexual or anything like that.
As for the maskuline part. I am too strict with myself. Now if you excuse me I have other things to attend to. ^^
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Alright so for a good drunk story I have a few but my all time favorite is one night I was partying in Huntington beach and got a ride home with my boys. I fell asleep in the car from obviously being drunk and tired, and ended up waking up being pulled out of some random persons car at 3am. I guess my brothers were looking for me for hours and said I was in a car sleeping in the backseat a block down. I don't remember shit but its still funny thinking about it.
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So, I can think of a few off of the top of my head. I don't blackout when I drink well... except the one time someone fed me a bunch of xanax, too...

First one: I had JUST come back from China during high school summer vacation, and my boss at my english-teaching job provided me with a few bottles of expensive Bai Jio, which is CALLED white wine in China, but is actually very potent liquor, often stronger than you're average 80-proof vodka or rum. Well, I had to take night classes as well, but I was in night classes (I have a few night school stories as well) with a bunch of my neighborhood friends. So, just before class I decide to eat dinner. I was super baked at that point, so I ate a whole SHIT TON of egg noodles with I think alfredo, and drank red kool-aid. Then, I met up with my friends, and we got super drunk before night school. While in class, I was goofing off, and somehow ended up flat on my back on the ground. So, I did a back extension roll to get on my feet, accidentally kicking a kid in the face in the process. I IMMEDIATELY let loose the entire contents of my stomach all over the place, which just happened to be mostly-unchewed BRIGHT PINK egg noodles... Wasn't too funny for anyone else I bet, but to me, it was HILARIOUS seeing bright pink egg noodles everywhere, realizing that I had the munchies so bad that I didn't even bother chewing. And for some odd reason, nobody, not even the teacher, ever brought up alcohol, in fact, I wasn't even so much as scolded, surprisingly!

Second one: I was 19, drank a half a bottle of Tullemore Dew whiskey, as well as QUITE a bit of 151, as well. I was SO hammered! It was the first time I successfully did a backflip drunk, but shortly thereafter, since we were in the woods, I fell asleep sitting up on a log. I woke up at 3:30am (I always check my watch immediately when waking up), I realized that I had fallen off the log, and was now sleeping IN a thorn bush... However, I was still WAY drunk, so I just wiggled a little, and fell right back to sleep in the thorn bush. Didn't leave the thorn bush until almost 9 in the morning...

Third one: Up in Philly, drinking with a bunch of my Irish friends. Between a few of us, we killed a gallon of the NASTIEST green whiskey I've EVER had. We then proceeded to walk around town. Now, as I am a ninja, especially a drunk one, I didn't walk much on sidewalks. I was running on the solid awnings (that's what the overhangs in front of stores are called, right? I forget...), climbing buildings, jumping all over the place, doing flips off of things,, etc. We ended up at a diner, where I had one sip of coffee and proceeded to run outside, where I heaved an heaved constantly until we were well on our way home. Come to find out the next morning, I had minor alcohol poisoning and a broken foot from jumping off of a building...

Fourth one: My cute friend, I don't want to be too specific, so I'll call her "A", but it's funny because her last name's "Booz", wanted to chill, and I was down. We got a bottle, and were drinking around my neighborhood. We ended up getting hammered, so I offered my place. I let her have the bed, and set up my cot on the floor. A short while later, I hear, "You should just sleep in the bed! We can just cuddle!" Now, I am a VERY big fan of cuddling, snuggling, and all the like. So, I took her up on the offer. However, a very short while into it, she started touching my inner thigh. I said, "Look A, I think you're cute and awesome.... But I don't do one night stands or hookups or anything, but I AM a guy, so I need you to stop..." She stopped... for almost 30 seconds... This repeated a couple times, until I caved... When I woke in the morning, I realized that I had been the one taken advantage of. But fortunately, I'm a guy who got taken advantage of by a cute girl, not the other way around, so my first thought was, "ALLLLLLRIGHT!!! I got RAPED! :D", which I actually said out loud...

Fifth one: At a DJ Shadow show in DC with a few friends. Got hammered. After YEARS of being able to do backflips proficiently drunk, and even getting out of a DUI by doing a backflip, I decided to show off. I failed, landed on my ass, knocked a buncha shit over, and got cut off... lol!

Keep in mind I do NOT drive drunk! It only happened a handful of times, long ago, when the person who promised to be DD ended up drunk, and all my friends insist on me driving, since I seem to be the most proficient.


I'll end mine at Fifth, because that's a size for a bottle of liquor.


But on another note, I have another story, related to drinking, but not a drunk story. My friend David was working at a place called Kids Co, which is kinda like an activity center for kids to be active. He had been up late drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Well, he went into work the next day without a shower, and when the kids gathered around, one of them shouted, "You smell like my Daddy!"


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Saw a homeless man, drunk, peeing on the side of a church. Only reason I saw him was because I was wasted doing the same thing. Ah, good times.


LOL! That's a good one!


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Ok, I’ve got a couple good Mexico stories, so here’s one of the better ones. It’s long but bear with me… My friends and I are in Cancun for the first time and we’re getting ill. It’s like 7am and we’re not ready to stop. So my buddy makes a “purchase” from a cabby. At this point we’re down to get down so we ask the cabby what’s still open. He replies “well there’s one place open, but you don’t want to go there it’s for locals only”. I’m like hell yeah we do take us there now. So he hesitantly takes us to a tiny little place called Risky Times. This place looks like a little restaurant or something, so we walk in and there are 4 tables and 4 Mexicans and its dead silent. Like in the movies when the Gringo’s walk into the wrong place. I say something along the lines of our cabby said there’s a club here? Without uttering a word they point to a tiny metal spiral staircase in the far corner of the place. So me and my buddy Brian just start going up, my friend Kurt and his very white girlfriend are having none of this and want to leave. Well, they didn’t have much of a choice as me and B are already halfway up the stairs. We get to the top and holy shit! There’s like 60 locals all giving us the evil eye, but they’re playing some sick breaks, so I just start getting down. I’m the only one on the dance floor and I’m going nuts, and I’m also one of the only 4 white people there. From there it’s gets really strange. Two factions formed among the locals the ones that were literally going to stab and rob us, and the ones that were like “these white boys are cool”. They couldn’t remember my name so they just called me Miami which is where I told them I was from. Brian and I are having the times of our lives. My other two friends are begging us to leave, but we weren’t having it. A lot more went down in Risky Times that night including a straight up brawl between those that wanted to rob us and those that had our back. I’ll leave out the rest as it is most certainly not appropriate for a CR forum. Side note: Brian went back by himself the next night and we almost missed our flight because he showed up at like 10am. The entire plane had already boarded and finally Brian stumbles on. He passes out on the flight and the attendants can’t wake him up when we land, so they’re about to call the medics and I just push them all aside and slap Brian as hard I possibly can while screaming in his ear. The attendants are freaking out now and telling me to stop, but I assure them I can handle this. So, I got his ass up and off the plane. They almost didn’t let us back in the U.S. but that’s another story.


Now THAT'S my kinda partyer! Makes me almost wish we could mention the unmentionables in our stories!


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Dude I could flood this thread with stories. Like pre-school rides on my roof or telling the cops to leave my party alone while wearing authentic southern shaolin silk kung fu garb in the middle of May, and they left me alone. Ah college how I miss you....


He he I have a pirate costume I like to wear, and have a tendency to wake up injured and ashamed without knowing why.


See, you know where I'm coming from. I used to have a bad habit of throwing on one my many kung fu outfits and demanding everyone call me Bruce Leeroy... Then the next day I have broken wrist and lots of explaining to do...


I know how that is, too... Only I don't have any Shaolin outfits, just Chinese kung fu stuff... Only people call me Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan without me asking them after I do some stunts... But it's also ended quite badly several times... Dislocated my thumb once when my kung fu shirt sparked the party into a fight club... Ended up with a bloody lip and a black eye, too... Fun times
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