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Post Reply Drunkest you've ever been or experienced someone being?
Posted 2/18/13

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Irish ladies don't throw up.


So they are horses? @_@
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Posted 2/18/13 , edited 2/18/13

Nyuboom wrote:

Irish ladies don't throw up.


Ladies, no... Girls, yes. Having drank with a LOT of irish people, I notice that the young ones still puke... especially if they make the mistake of trying to down a bunch of whiskey after a night of drinking lotsa stout.... But yeah... Irish ladies don't throw up... They throw DOWN, mofo! I was with an Irish chick at the time that that party got turned into a fight club... Guess who's idea it was! Hers...
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Posted 2/18/13
well. i was with my friends. i wasn't drunk, because unfortunately, I took the responsibility of being the sober driver. we were up in the wilderness in my friend's uncle's cabin, I think. Can't quite re-call. It was last year. but they all went out to pee in bushes because somebody was already drowning in their own puke on the toilet. we TPed the forest, and even set a tree on fire, and had the fire apartment called on us.
Guess who got all the charges pressed on? Me. Ahh, well. It was only 200 bucks... I was pissed at the time, but now i think back and laugh. we were just a bunch of young people being freaks.
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Posted 2/18/13

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well. i was with my friends. i wasn't drunk, because unfortunately, I took the responsibility of being the sober driver. we were up in the wilderness in my friend's uncle's cabin, I think. Can't quite re-call. It was last year. but they all went out to pee in bushes because somebody was already drowning in their own puke on the toilet. we TPed the forest, and even set a tree on fire, and had the fire apartment called on us.
Guess who got all the charges pressed on? Me. Ahh, well. It was only 200 bucks... I was pissed at the time, but now i think back and laugh. we were just a bunch of young people being freaks.


Damn... I wouldn't want a fire apartment there either! lol jk... but that sucks! They were only fines, not actual charges?
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Posted 2/18/13
I drank 2/3rds of a 1.75L of Seagram's and a bunch of other stuff (some rum, some blackberry, who knows what else). First and only time I've gotten black out drunk. Was out camping, coated the inside of my tent with puke. Was not human for another day.
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Posted 2/19/13

Nyuboom wrote:

Irish ladies don't throw up.


WIN.
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Posted 2/19/13

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xoxo_akatsuki_xoxo wrote:

well. i was with my friends. i wasn't drunk, because unfortunately, I took the responsibility of being the sober driver. we were up in the wilderness in my friend's uncle's cabin, I think. Can't quite re-call. It was last year. but they all went out to pee in bushes because somebody was already drowning in their own puke on the toilet. we TPed the forest, and even set a tree on fire, and had the fire apartment called on us.
Guess who got all the charges pressed on? Me. Ahh, well. It was only 200 bucks... I was pissed at the time, but now i think back and laugh. we were just a bunch of young people being freaks.


Damn... I wouldn't want a fire apartment there either! lol jk... but that sucks! They were only fines, not actual charges?


Yeah. I was just exaggerating. Haha. The parents of one of my friends threatened to press charges, however, because I wasn't "watching them." I'm not babysitting 7 children. It's something far worse than that. It's hard to "watch" 7 drunk people.
Posted 2/19/13
I have gotten so drunk that i puked, sat in a shower of hot water, then passed out
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Posted 2/19/13
I have gotten so drunk one time that my personality changed for the better.
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You've not really lived til you've made a puke angel on the sidewalk outside the bar.
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Posted 2/20/13
Woke up in county jail after a three day of drinking. Its not a party until you wake up in a different city charged with public nudity disturbing the peace and public intoxication. Still wonder when we picked up the goat we had with us but good times.
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Posted 2/20/13
We had a friend who was always afraid of getting drunk. He would always drink a beer or two and that would be it One day me and a couple of my friends decided to get him drunk. Of course, no one else wanted to get drunk and willing to drink with him. So I said fuck it. We both had around 6 or 7 shots, then we added what was left of the vodka to our Four Locos, and drank them.
after that our friends went to go buy some more vodka at the liquor store that was only a block away. When they came back we took another 6 or 7 shots. And ended up drinking a beer can right after.
After an hour or 2, we both ended up in the front yard, barfing everywhere. My stomach was in so much pain, I was being a little bitch and asking my friend to pick me up every 5 minutes. I remember I took a bite of a slice of pizza and couldnt even chew and had to spit it out.
Never again, will I do such a thing.
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Posted 2/20/13

Nyuboom wrote:

Irish ladies don't throw up.


*high five* Indeed we don't.
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Posted 2/22/13 , edited 2/22/13
Some of the more notable ones. Grossly oversimplified, of course.

1. I had 15 shots of Crown Royal and ended up lying down beside the swimming pool at my friend's place, dipping my arm into the water and commenting about how good it felt. Then, I got up and went back inside and crashed on the couch for an hour. When I woke up, I didn't feel like I drank anything at all and resumed drinking...

2. Roomies and I played power hour. Basically, each person takes 1 shot of beer every minute for one hour. Because I hate beer, I had wine (it was like 3 times stronger than the beer and I was one of the lightest people there). I lasted until the end of the hour and I had no clue how I did that since I had gone through two bottles of wine by the end of the game. I threw up on the table and went to the bathroom, where I threw up again in the sink and attempted to clean myself up with a bath. I ended up falling asleep in the warm bath until the water became cold enough to wake me up.

3. At my first house party, I drank for 7 hours and probably had the equivalent of 20+ shots of 40% hard liquor. The drinks varied. I had sake, wine, shots, wine coolers, juice drinks, margaritas, beers, and played a few games of king's cup. I threw up like 3 times that night. In the morning, I woke up in the hallway with no shirt. There was someone's underwear on the staircase and the downstairs area was a wreck. I also had a massive, massive hangover for 24 hours afterward. There was a 3-hour gap in my memory.

4. In Taiwan, I went with my cousins to their friend's place. There, we drank a handle of whisky and chatted for a good 4 hours and then smoked some weed, followed by a few mixed drinks. We didn't have any food so it hit us pretty hard. Her friend and I ended up kissing and then when I was trying to take care of her when she was drunk (I took water and a bag into her room in case she needed to puke so she wouldn't puke on the bed), she closed the door and latched onto me and wanted me to stay there with her. That's how I met my girlfriend lol

5. I went clubbing quadruple crossfaded (on what....I'd rather not say) and a bit drunk. I had two more drinks and then my mind turned off. I don't remember what happened in the club or when I took the pictures that I did. The following day I noticed about 5 numbers in my phone that weren't there before. I never called any of them back.
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Posted 2/22/13 , edited 2/22/13
I was a sailor. Drinking is a competitive sport. My cousin was in a frat. He bet he could out drink me. I think I almost killed him. I know navy guys who could probably out drink entire frat houses. My best friend holds records in several bars around the country. I probably have more drunk stories than most of you have had days past legal age.

But my Grandfather taught me that a real man can handle his liquor. Keep that in mind the next time you're out kiddies. I do, and no matter how drunk I get, I never get completely jump-off-the-house-with-an-umbrella stupid.

Now the most drunk I've ever been:
Japan has this nice drink called Habusake. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habushu It has a rich, sweet, smokey flavor, but it is very strong. Very few I know could handle it. With the addition of the snake venom it packs quite a punch, far more than most liquors.

I held my ship's record - -in one night.

enough said.
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