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Post Reply Drunkest you've ever been or experienced someone being?
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Posted 2/22/13
Fake gun fight between my dad and his friend at my birthday party when I was around 3 or so. One of my earliest memories. They both pulled out guns they thought were loaded.

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blacked out while awake at a party one time. had several people who i did not remember meeting say I was to honest with people commenting on weight issues and hair issues and dress issues more than i would at a party full of people I do not know. This is the one and only time I have gotten that trashed.
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Posted 2/24/13
Homeless guy came into the shelter a week ago. Shit faced, couldn't hardly walk. Had piss down his front and shit down his back side. Got him a new pair of pants, underwear and shirt, got him cleaned up a bit, and then gave him a cot.

an hour later he's trying to sneak into bed with other guys, using their feet as pillows and punching people for snoring too loud. After we try and separate him from the group, he starts cursing and swearing left and right, telling us we better not meet him on the street. Police came, he had a warrant out, arrested him.

The rest of the people in the shelter told us they wouldn't hold it against us if we didn't let people who are shit faced into the shelter after that :/
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Posted 2/24/13
Why would you want to get drunk?
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Posted 2/24/13
That one party i drank all i could and someone had given me happy pills too.
All I remember is that i took off my high heels cuz they were too difficult to walk with (no clue what i did with them, never found them).
And a friend of mine came picked me up, I threw my purse at him and said let's go...
I woke up the next morning at home still wearing my dress and the heels were back on my feet.
No clue how i got there or how/why my shoes were back on and how the heck i slept with those on...
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Posted 2/24/13
yea i dont remember at all what i did that night, worse feeling ever and worst hangover of my life. I will never touch bicardi 151 or absince again
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Posted 2/24/13
After reading the stories and seeing the pictures, I'm more inclined to refrain from drinking.
Posted 2/24/13
my cuz crawling on the floor useing peoples legs to move threw the house lmao
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Posted 2/25/13
I've had many back out nights... it took me a while to find my tolerance level BUT in those nights...
as a joke- was locked in a room so I jumped out the 2nd story window (somehow was unharmed) they opened the door and I was GONE,
made a Russian guy repeat the word "vodka" in his Russian accent a hundred times NEVER getting tired of it,
skinny dipped in the winter (I was the only one every one just watched),
climbed a tree and refused to get down, was walking down a street and seen a cat... I then chased so far my friends had to put together a search team! they found me an hr later in someones back yard jumping on their trampoline,
jumped in a pool with my cloths on,
fell out of a canoe,
made snow angels half nude,
made it my goal to talk to everyone in the bar with an English accent,
madeout with two girls AT ONCE,
won a poker championship (and got a trophy),
spray painted my car,
danced on tables,
danced on strangers,
broken a window by falling into it,
fell asleep on a roof,
tried making hamburger helper with whisky in it (I guess it wasn't good),
and I don't know how many times I've gotten texts from strangers saying "hey! this is ____ from _____" and having no idea how to respond. I guess I give my number to anyone who asks.
...I'm running out of examples of my stupidity! I vaguely remember less than half of these stories >.< SO TAKE IT FROM MY EXPERIENCES! drink responsibly so you can remember your adventures Like I learned from high school, to turning 21. It might sound like I'm an alcoholic but I rarely drink because of ....yeah... and when I do - it's verrrry slowly! cause I'm small
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Posted 2/25/13
I saw a puppy on the street lumping, so I picked it up and cried. I took the puppy home, and it still lives with me until this day.

I usually talk to stuff when I am drunk and cry too. It's a funny sight, but I don't get drunk anymore.
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Posted 2/25/13

lordseth23 wrote:

Why would you want to get drunk?


Because no good story ever started with "So I was eating this salad".

Seth you're such a killjoy.
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Posted 2/25/13

Jaywray wrote:

Because no good story ever started with "So I was eating this salad".

Seth you're such a killjoy.


What makes you think that every good story needs to feature alcohol abuse?
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Posted 2/25/13

Jaywray wrote:


Because no good story ever started with "So I was eating this salad".

Seth you're such a killjoy.


Have you ever thought that if you can't have fun without getting drunk, you're actually the boring one?



lordseth23 wrote:


What makes you think that every good story needs to feature alcohol abuse?



+1
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Posted 2/25/13

lordseth23 wrote:

What makes you think that every good story needs to feature alcohol abuse?


I never REALLY said that, it's a common joke saying, calm down.


CarboKill wrote:

Have you ever thought that if you can't have fun without getting drunk, you're actually the boring one?


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No, literally never been called boring of all things.
But have you ever thought about not coming to a thread about drunken experiences for fun and not being 2 killjoys in a obviously not so serious thread lol.
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Posted 2/25/13
I had a party at my home. Beer and some people with my Klipsch speakers. Large ones. We played loud music and the show was in motion. Then the neighbour called the police and ugh yeah. The end of that party. >> I have other speakers now....
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