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Post Reply Drunkest you've ever been or experienced someone being?
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Posted 2/25/13
i dont remember
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Ahaha I got fucked out of my head at a party and we went round town and this shopkeeper wouldn't sell me a pack of faggs (it was this massive black guy (not being racist just giving description)) so I started on him and we ended up going outside and duking it out, shitttt that night was mental.

To my friend though? He stopped breathing. We had to resuscitate him.
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Drunkest I've ever been? I went clubbing down in Baltimore. Though I don't remember anything past 11pm from Redbull and Vodka my friends do. Having caffiene in my system keeping me awake but totally blacked out, I picked up one of the girls that worked at the bar there. She took me back to her place. I remember waking up the next day thinking "This isn't my bed". Then I adjusted myself and found out I wasn't wearing any clothes, "This is odd" I thought. So I rolled over and saw her there. I gave myself a high five. When she finally awoke she had to drive me about 30 minutes out of her way to where my car was parked the night before. That was the beginning of a horrible 8 month relationship.
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Posted 2/26/13

lordseth23 wrote:


Jaywray wrote:

I never REALLY said that, it's a common joke saying, calm down.


No, literally never been called boring of all things.
But have you ever thought about not coming to a thread about drunken experiences for fun and not being 2 killjoys in a obviously not so serious thread lol.


Why are you joking about a serious topic that is potentially life threatening?


Why come to a thread dedicated to joking about it ?
Just move on when you see it an let others live their lives as they want.
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Posted 2/26/13

Jaywray wrote:

Why come to a thread dedicated to joking about it ?
Just move on when you see it an let others live their lives as they want.


To explore the reasoning behind this behavior.

Care to explain why you feel the need to get drunk?
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Posted 2/26/13

lordseth23 wrote:

To explore the reasoning behind this behavior.

Care to explain why you feel the need to get drunk?


Because it makes already good times better for the most part, it's in no way needed but for most people it improves their mood.
It's not for everyone, but most people can handle themselves and drink responsibly.
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I've tried, but I drank two solo cups of honey-jack without even getting buzzed.... My friends on the other hand decided to go to the local bar after our game of drinking Fifa( If you miss the shot you drink a shot). The next day I hear one of them taunted a random hoody in the streets and was sent to the hospital..........
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Hmm. Only experience with someone drunk....But This girl would talk about wanting to be a by. I thought she was sober until she said she was drunk.
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Posted 2/26/13

Jaywray wrote:


Because it makes already good times better for the most part, it's in no way needed but for most people it improves their mood.
It's not for everyone, but most people can handle themselves and drink responsibly.


How does it make a good time better?
How does it improve their mood?
How can drunk people be considered to be drinking responsibly and handling themselves?
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hmm... I used to drink a lot, once I was chased by the police for sleeping naked in a phonebox, although the worst was when i got drunk at home and woke up in a field 30 miles away in a dress with SLUT written on my forehead in lipstick.... I still have no idea as to how that happened XD
Posted 6/5/13
Apparently my friends told me that I was walking back to our dorms and I was shouting "B****** and hoes" and jumping up and down benches and running into stores saying hi to everyone possible. My one friend told me that I almost kissed some guy I thought was cute but ended up falling to the groud and threw up hahahaha. I haven't been drunk since xD
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Posted 6/5/13
I sat down and missed the chair...

Now that I think about it...I think one of my "best" friends pulled it.
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Worst one...hmmm, I passed out at 4 am in the hallway of friends dorm, woke up in a bed in underwear from someone knocking at the door...it was the firefighters, fire alarm was going on, no clue where I was, found a jacket, went out, everyone was mustered in front of the building staring at me. Went home, missed work that day.
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I don't remember much of it. I do remember peeing on my parents house, falling head first into the side of the house after finishing my business. I don't remember what we were doing at all nor do I remember why we were outside. There was another time where I drank way too much (shot pong ) at my friends house for a party and the only thing I remember was kicking my friend in his private parts and I woke up the next morning with some inappropriate things written on my clothes.
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I had gone out one night a few years ago (I was drinking illegally) and got utterly shit faced. I hadnt eaten or drank anything during the day because well... I'm an idiot so the alcohol worked me over. I got drunk with only 3 drinks. I remember dancing and having fun then when we were about to leave I went to go use the bathroom but once I finished and zipped up my pants I fell onto the stall door and the urge to puke overcame me.

After about 15 minutes of toilet hovering I thought I was good so I get up but NOPE, my ass was firmly planted to that bathroom stall floor. I kept vomiting the green alcohol and started to panic. I was the one who drove everyone there but wasn't the DD (my friends and I weren't the smartest people and we hardly ever went out with a DD, not something I'm proud of) The thought kept running through my head who was going to drive everyone home and how was I going to make it home and blah blah blah. Well I started to freak out and had couldn't breath. Luckily though my best friend found me in the restroom after I had been gone for 30 minutes.

I couldn't even walk to my car, I was that messed up. This part I don't remember. From what my best friend tells me is that I somehow managed to give directions to my tia's house but kept making her stop every 5 minutes so I could vomit. I was carried in by her and a male friend that tagged along. She says I kept telling her I couldn't breath. At my tia's house my friend and her friend leave and this is where my cousin takes over the story.

She tells me I was panicking about my mother finding out how messed up I had gotten. My cousin also tells me I laid on the sofa and stopped breathing for a bit until she yelled in my ear which got me awake. I ended up in the hospital and then my memory comes back. My mother is sitting next to me while a nurse is trying to put an IV in but I'm shaking so badly it takes him a while to do it. I ended up having this huge bruise for a week. I had a panic attack and was severely dehydrated.

We laugh about it now, my best friend and I. There are more but those aren't the sort to share lol I don't drink as much any more. Maybe once a week but when I do I drink good wine or beer responsibly.
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