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Post Reply Is a woman’s life pointless without children?
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No.


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For all you girls out there not planning on having any children, I strongly suggest you never listen to any Barry White or Marvin Gaye... thats pure baby-makin music right there, you might not be able to resist it, I know I can't...


How can they get pregnant from listening to music?


They orgasm from the intensity of the music and out pops a baby. It's all about logistics.
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^truth^
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They orgasm from the intensity of the music and out pops a baby. It's all about logistics.


How does this occur?
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lordseth23 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


They orgasm from the intensity of the music and out pops a baby. It's all about logistics.


How does this occur?


They put whatever is making the music underneath them to act as a vibrator, the player turned vibrator gives them the male gene to reproduce through intense sound waves and that is how babies are born.


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I was listening to some really nice, pleasurable, music and five minutes later it happened.

Ikuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~~!!!!!


Like that.


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They put whatever is making the music underneath them to act as a vibrator, the player turned vibrator gives them the male gene to reproduce through intense sound waves and that is how babies are born.



Then why do people choose to have sex?
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lordseth23 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


They put whatever is making the music underneath them to act as a vibrator, the player turned vibrator gives them the male gene to reproduce through intense sound waves and that is how babies are born.



Then why do people choose to have sex?


Because they want their holes stuffed. Would you like me to elaborate?
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Lmao THIS
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It's not!
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-Vega- wrote:

RawrAlex wrote:
It's not pointless as long as you have money and lots of men.


Man, that's really dumb.

@Flyindumpling. No, life will not be pointless if you don't have any kids. You make you own meaning in your own life. Forget what other people think. Look inside you and ask yourself, "What do I want?". Fuck the brainwashed society.


I dont always agree with your posts but this time I agree 100% with you.

We are not slaves to pro-creation or our family & friends who harp on about the need for kids

YOU MUST DECIDE FOR YOURSELF BASED ON YOUR OWN WANTS, NEEDS, AND BELIEFS.
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Because they want their holes stuffed. Would you like me to elaborate?


Why do they desire this?
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Urboistar wrote:



Lmao THIS


It appears this man wants me to elaborate. Well young sir, here you go.





lordseth23 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Because they want their holes stuffed. Would you like me to elaborate?


Why do they desire this?


They want it jammed in. For pleasure.
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They want it jammed in. For pleasure.


Why can't they find pleasure in something else?
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lol this thread is now hillarious
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i agree with Kevin
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lordseth23 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:

They want it jammed in. For pleasure.


Why can't they find pleasure in something else?


Because the physical attraction between the doughnut hole and bread stick is too powerful to be overtaken by any lesser pleasure.
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