i have a bunch of lines that i would want to say for my last words 1. I just farted... ugh then die 2. I never loved you and just used you for your body.... then die 3. I hate the fact that your ugly face is the last thing i have to see before i die... OOoo how god is cruel then die. 4. I took a leak in your coffee every morning for the past 10 years.then die. 5. (give them a random key) "this key will open a vault worth millions of dollars in stolen good... Its located ughhhh... .then die. 6. I love you all and hope you remember all the good time we had and continue to remember until its your time. Hope fully we'll all meet again on the other side- then cry

then die.................... Hmmm i think im going with 1 instead haha