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Your Dying Words
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25 / Behind you
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Posted 2/16/13
My friend, all these years I've been lying to you. There is something I must confess... You see, I never did like a clean shaven pussy. I have always had a thing for a nicely groomed bush. Also, I shagged your mum.
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33 / M / South Jersey
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Posted 2/16/13
I think I just shit myself.
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24 / M / USA
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Posted 2/16/13 , edited 2/16/13
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbuilb.............2... I dies.

People are confused at stupid joke and think me insane death mumbling,,,hours laterz after joke sets in people get it and laugh.
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19 / F / Vancouver,British...
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Posted 2/16/13
I LEFT A MILLION DOLLARS IN THE.....~

Hehehe ^__^
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24 / M / SoCal, HB
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Posted 2/16/13
Sayonara ^.~
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19 / F / Vancouver,British...
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Ahahah LOL ^__^
Posted 2/16/13
don't steal my eyes.
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18 / M / UK
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Posted 2/16/13
Oh no it's definately, "Gather the Seven dragonballs and wish be back to life!"
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24 / F / Flagstaff, Arizona
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Posted 2/16/13
It would most likely be... " I leave all my mangas and animes to you... You're welcome" *cough* then silence.
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28 / M / New York
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Posted 2/16/13
Please let my...... next............life............be more.............. ...... .... .. f u n... (gurgle and croak)
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21 / M / Jackson, MS
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Posted 2/16/13
"Damn, I bet in hell all they show are repeats of the Endless Eight, but I regret NOTHING!"
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20 / F / Somewhere fun
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Posted 2/16/13
I'm free at last...
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25 / M
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Posted 2/16/13
"Hahaha, you only think you've obtained revenge but the sad truth is you have done nothing but seal your own fate"

or

"Well I had that coming"
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16 / M / Australia
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Posted 2/16/13 , edited 2/16/13
Goonies never die......
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20 / In the Midnight C...
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Posted 2/16/13
I won't see what the world becomes
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