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Posted 2/14/13

FlyinDumpling wrote:

mhibicke wrote:

chase6565 wrote:
Not gonna lie I hate urinals....seeing every other dude's garden snake isn't cool. I'll sit down and pee any day.

You're going to make somebody very happy some day. That's like saying, "I really hate managing my money, so why don't I just hand you my paycheck and you can decide what is important to buy."
That doesn't fucking make any sense

You probably haven't been responsible for cleaning the bathrooms in a house with men.
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1) Men don't need privacy in washrooms. We just take a piss.
2)Men's washroom are dirty as hell
3)The odor is horrible
4)Peeing meanwhile standing feels better and it's manly
5)Most men play a game in the washroom. (If you know what I mean...HINT:"Checkmate")

Never go into a men's washroom if you're a girl..
Posted 2/14/13

mhibicke wrote:


chase6565 wrote:

Not gonna lie I hate urinals....seeing every other dude's garden snake isn't cool. I'll sit down and pee any day.



You're going to make somebody very happy some day. That's like saying, "I really hate managing my money, so why don't I just hand you my paycheck and you can decide what is important to buy."


Soooo I should assert my dominance?


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chase6565 wrote:

Not gonna lie I hate urinals....seeing every other dude's garden snake isn't cool. I'll sit down and pee any day.



Keep your eyes fixated on your own. problem solved.


haha true.
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Posted 2/14/13

mhibicke wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:

mhibicke wrote:

chase6565 wrote:
Not gonna lie I hate urinals....seeing every other dude's garden snake isn't cool. I'll sit down and pee any day.

You're going to make somebody very happy some day. That's like saying, "I really hate managing my money, so why don't I just hand you my paycheck and you can decide what is important to buy."
That doesn't fucking make any sense

You probably haven't been responsible for cleaning the bathrooms in a house with men.
And for some reason that has some kind of correlation to managing money
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Posted 2/14/13

chase6565 wrote:

Not gonna lie I hate urinals....seeing every other dude's garden snake isn't cool. I'll sit down and pee any day.



Maybe it's better that you don't use urinals if you're staring at other dude's business.
Posted 2/14/13

tehstud wrote:


chase6565 wrote:

Not gonna lie I hate urinals....seeing every other dude's garden snake isn't cool. I'll sit down and pee any day.



Maybe it's better that you don't use urinals if you're staring at other dude's business.





GayAsianBoy wrote:

If men's toilet didn't have those "big fountain thingies"... we'll have the same problem as women... that is, having to line up for 15 minutes on a busy day to take a pee.


Now my question for you is... why do you call a toilet room "bathroom" when there's no bath in it?


So true! Why is it called a bathroom???

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Posted 2/14/13

chase6565 wrote:
Soooo I should assert my dominance?


Whatever you want, just remember that you're a treasure. My son's stupid dad taught him to pee with no hands and I can't break him of the habit, much less convince him to sit. I keep a lined waste basket to the left of his toilet for when he drifts and misses the bowl entirely.

Posted 2/14/13 , edited 2/14/13

mhibicke wrote:


chase6565 wrote:
Soooo I should assert my dominance?


Whatever you want, just remember that you're a treasure. My son's stupid dad taught him to pee with no hands and I can't break him of the habit, much less convince him to sit. I keep a lined waste basket to the left of his toilet for when he drifts and misses the bowl entirely.



I'm so confused....I thought your post was telling me that I need to be more of a man and pee upright because I'll be too vunerable and let others take advantage of me in life in regards to my paychecks? Not trying to be funny. I just thought that is what you were trying to get across. So my post was a good thing?

Ohhhh nvm. i just reread the post I get it now haha oops.
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Anyone ever notice the Guys bathrooms are always smelly and all ghetto looking (broken mirrors, tp all over, piss on the floor..)

and all the Girls bathrooms are nice and clean and smell nice...

anyone ever notice that?...it's just...it's just...dam

That's my problem with the dudes bathroom, but whatever, it's cuz we're men.
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chase6565 wrote:
I'm so confused....I thought your post was telling me that I need to be more of a man and pee upright because I'll be too vunerable and let others take advantage of me in life in regards to my paychecks? Not trying to be funny. I just thought that is what you were trying to get across. So my post was a good thing?

Yep. Don't underestimate the power of the clean bathroom. Knowing that she never has to worry about sitting in someone else's pee is enough to keep a woman devoted for life, just like knowing she never has to worry coming home to a new $45,000 truck she didn't want.
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dnt want to see
Posted 2/14/13

mhibicke wrote:


chase6565 wrote:
I'm so confused....I thought your post was telling me that I need to be more of a man and pee upright because I'll be too vunerable and let others take advantage of me in life in regards to my paychecks? Not trying to be funny. I just thought that is what you were trying to get across. So my post was a good thing?

Yep. Don't underestimate the power of the clean bathroom. Knowing that she never has to worry about sitting in someone else's pee is enough to keep a woman devoted for life, just like knowing she never has to worry coming home to a new $45,000 truck she didn't want.


Haha sweet. But yeah, I've lived in a house of women all my life so they have definitely taught me the way of etiquette.
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Posted 2/14/13

FlyinDumpling wrote:
And for some reason that has some kind of correlation to managing money

Ah, I see where you're confused. Clean bathrooms have nothing to do with managing money. Knowing your bathroom won't be covered in piss is as wonderful and nice as knowing that you're not bouncing checks due to someone else's overspending.
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Posted 2/14/13 , edited 2/14/13

chase6565 wrote:


mhibicke wrote:


chase6565 wrote:
I'm so confused....I thought your post was telling me that I need to be more of a man and pee upright because I'll be too vunerable and let others take advantage of me in life in regards to my paychecks? Not trying to be funny. I just thought that is what you were trying to get across. So my post was a good thing?

Yep. Don't underestimate the power of the clean bathroom. Knowing that she never has to worry about sitting in someone else's pee is enough to keep a woman devoted for life, just like knowing she never has to worry coming home to a new $45,000 truck she didn't want.


Haha sweet. But yeah, I've lived in a house of women all my life so they have definitely taught me the way of etiquette.


It certainly saves on arguments, too - at least on the ones regarding leaving the toilet seat up.
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Cause they're fun
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