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What 2 words can clear out a men's room? Nice D(c&!
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What 2 words can clear out a men's room? Nice D(c&!


That's actually true
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23 / M / Bellingham, Washi...
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We're not dropping trou when we piss. We just whip the dick out, cover it with our hands for privacy, look straight ahead, and do the deed in silence.
Easy.
Men are simple, it's not something you should worry about.
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...yes, other people CAN watch you pee... That's why there is the unspoken "skip one" rule...
and pricks like this:


But yeah, you can put more toilets in if they're not all stalls. That's why girls bathrooms in theaters have lines, and mens generally don't, or are much shorter when they do.
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22 / M / 風の山
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Posted 2/18/13
imma do urinal vs toilets thing.

you don't really have to hold your junk to pee in a urinal, though i can't say this for everyone.

the toilet will require precise aim unless your sitting on it backwards.

cost effective,

its more natural for us to stand unless your taught otherwise growing up.

and finally as gintama says, standing developes leg muscles to help win wars, your chances are higher than anyone who sits.
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mhibicke wrote:


kamaitachi5587 wrote:


mhibicke wrote:

Yep. Don't underestimate the power of the clean bathroom. Knowing that she never has to worry about sitting in someone else's pee is enough to keep a woman devoted for life, just like knowing she never has to worry coming home to a new $45,000 truck she didn't want.


So what was the model of the truck?


Ah, my poor friend. Her stupid husband wrote a check for a new Dodge. Fortunately she was able to return it before they tried to cash the thing and found out that they were already in the red.


Yikes, She was lucky. I can't imagine making a purchase like that without a discussion.
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there is the unspoken "skip one" rule...


I'll be honest, I never heard of this rule. I just go in, piss, wash my hands, then leave. Nothing more, nothing less. I find it strange though when people try to talk with me, while I piss
( ´_ゝ`)
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loool, only on crunchyroll will you find these sorts of questions asked lol, it's why I love it ♥
I will go ahead and say all of the above and then go to youtube and look up the "because we are men" song for sponge bobs first movie..
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Posted 2/19/13
From my guesses it'd be a way for.. uhh.. male competition.
Now, excuse me, I never said anything
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Posted 2/19/13

butthurtking wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:


butthurtking wrote:


FlyinDumpling wrote:

I'll get so much face palms for this.




aww he still doesn't know how to use his pee pee





Why did I laugh so hard at this gif
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I think they're a new form of toilet that uses less water.... honestly, I myself, as a girl, am not familar with the men's bathroom.

I've had to use one about 10 times in my life, because the women's was full / locked / had a line the size of a line to get into a store in NY on christmas, which is a fucking long line / I have the bladder of a small animal.
Posted 2/20/13 , edited 2/20/13
I wish op phrased it like jerry seinfeld Whats the deal with mens bathrooms?!
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Posted 2/20/13

tehstud wrote:

Two words:

NO HANDS.


LOL!
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lordseth23 wrote:


LazyPanda96 wrote:

I think the purpose of urinals are to reduce the splash effects of when you pee standing, does anyone else constantly have to wipe their legs after peeing into a toilet, in know i do, idk may be im just weird , but, it seem to be a good reducer of the splash efffect, ouuuu a new term, the splash effects lols


I think a urinal would cause more splash effects than a toilet, due to the closer proximity.

I'm sorry but i can reduce splash effect by angling the stream to hit the back of the urinal at a tragectory that splashes the stream to where all of it stays in the urinal. Thus no mess no puddle no inexplicably wet clothing. Any other guys done the same? feel free to comment i absolutely love this thread!


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Posted 2/22/13
Id guess that it's quicker for one - guys spend like a minute taking a piss. Notice how theres never a line outside the men's bathroom, and yet the que outside the women's toilets could go on forever. It takes a horrible turn when your at music festivals - queuing for 20 minutes when you need to relieve yourself. Not fun. Meanwhile the men are strolling in and out looking quite happy with themselves.
So urinals make everything more efficient, not to mention its cheaper to construct and requires less space. ^_^
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