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28 / F / The 808
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Posted 2/14/13
Begin with whatever "FML" moment you have and end the sentence/paragraph with FML. I'll start.

For today's Valentine's day, both of my single younger sisters received the usual V-day stuff. I got Pledge wipes and clorox bleach. From my husband. FML.
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68 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 2/14/13
Refresh an old guy's memory please. FML....stands for....?
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Posted 2/14/13
I tripped down my porch stairs and broke 3 fingers. FML!
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22 / M / California
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Posted 2/14/13
I have no valentine FML
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28 / F / The 808
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Posted 2/14/13
FML- F..k My Life
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68 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 2/14/13
Got it. THX!

Usually I feel blessed to be born and raised here. That is, until every April 15. Thank you, IRS....FML
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Posted 2/14/13
i woke up with swollen eyes
Posted 2/23/13
Well my cousin is sleeping over and my dog is sleeping too, they both snore... its 1 AM so..... FML
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68 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 2/23/13 , edited 2/23/13
^ Gawd, I know that feeling.

Shoveled driveway free of 12" snow all evening only to have snowplow re-pile ice crusted snow back up blocking 2-car driveway....again. FML

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Posted 2/23/13
Tired. Gee golly is what I prefer to say though, not that abbreviation.
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M / Boulogne-Billancourt
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Posted 2/24/13
Wtf moments come with Fire Emblem Awakening in classic.
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Posted 2/24/13
I can't sleep D=...um.. FML D=
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25 / M / Ireland
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Posted 2/24/13
Hit my toe in a corner
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