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Posted 2/23/13 , edited 2/24/13
Today I came across a video about tumblr pick up lines on YouTube, and that got me thinking about them. Got any amusing pick up lines? Make sure this stays PG-13 please.

Here's one: I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
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Here is the old one: http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-230475/funniest-pick-up-line Which I'm closing~ Proceed!
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^^Hey Alex, I have some candy in my van...

Why don't you...uhh...hop in
Posted 2/23/13 , edited 2/24/13
"Shut up, and come with me or ill kill you." works every time.
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Excuse me, you have something on your face. It's beauty.
Posted 2/23/13 , edited 2/24/13
Hey, i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my number
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Posted 2/24/13 , edited 2/24/13
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

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Posted 2/24/13 , edited 2/24/13
Hey girl, want to reenact pearl harbor? I'll be the ships and you can blow the hell out of me.

I'd like to add that this joke has been personally field tested and proven effective in japan.
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''Whatever you say kid''
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I don't use pickup lines.
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I just look at a girl and she comes over
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Posted 2/24/13 , edited 2/24/13
Hey girl, nice pants


what's the drop rate?
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Posted 2/24/13 , edited 2/24/13
M: Do you have a grapple?
F: No...?
M: S'okay, you can hook up with me.
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Excuse me, do you work for google? Because you are everything I've been searching for.
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