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"I'm on the edge with you" - Lady Gaga - The Edge of Glory
"I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs" - Lady Gaga - Judas
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Lady Gaga is a mind controlled slave of the Illuminati.
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Hey am i bleeding cause you just took my heart
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M: Did it hurt?
F: Did what hurt?
M: When you fell from heaven , cause you're an angel :3
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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
Pooh makes the best pick-up lines.
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Most successful line,
"Eh, you'll do."
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Are you a booger? Cause you're hard to get.
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I lost my number... Can I get your's?
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Aaaaw. I might try this one lol.
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
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Spoiler Alert! Click to show or hide
ahahaha that made my day xD!!!!!!
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KONICHI~~~~~ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GIRL~
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Hahaha some pretty funny ones posted, here is a funny one I heard:
Guy: Did you get them pants on sale?
Girl: (most likely will say) why?
Guy: Cuz at my house they'd be 100% off
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