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Have you seen the light? Alright I join you
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mojojooo wrote:


soulfly_609 wrote:

Are you a booger? Cause you're hard to get.


Aaaaw. I might try this one lol.




Ha ha!

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15 / F / The human unconsc...
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Hey, do you like potatoes?
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You smell beautiful, I want my sheets to smell like you in the morning. ( ugh)
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19 / M / No Stalking
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Will bands make you dance ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI0gk2KJeho
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21 / M / New Jersey
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Do you have a bandaid? Cause i scraped my knee falling for you.
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gimmi yo goddamn numbah gurl!
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20 / M / The City
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Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.
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18 / M / Ctf_2fort
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Music is my world and you're like a symphony before my eyes.
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102 / M / The academy
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your underwear...*shiver* its scary...... take them off
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26 / F / Western Australia
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I have had this happen

I've had a guy come up and start pawing where my heart is I off course step back due to the major personal space violation and he just looked at me all swarve and said "hey stand still , I'm trying to capture your heart" winky face.

Unfortunately for him I just started laughing my ass off but points to him for trying.
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Posted 6/30/13
Some metaphysical poetry for those who took English IV in high school. Our class was a fucking riot.

If you were a booger I'd flick you. Yep, high school was fun.


These are pathetic, just plain horrible ones that I made up on the spot. Don't hope for much.

I'm currently relearning addition. Can I have your digits?

Hey babe, I was wondering if we could reenact the story of Genesis.

Excuse me miss, but can I have yo numbah?

You are the wind beneath my wings. Courtesy of Siri and probably a shitton of other people.

Girl I have a fever and I think you'e the cure.

If I was the last man on Earth, would you date me?

Okay, so most of these are asked with the intention of eventual sex, but I figured I'd try.
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22 / M / England
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'There will only be 8 planets after tonight when i destroy uranus'

Works every time, honest
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Posted 6/30/13
Did you just fart? Because you just blow me away xD
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