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*Stares at crotch* "Are you going to eat that?

*Motion your index finger to make him/her to come to you* "I made you come with one finger, wait until you see what i could do with the rest"

*Tattoo $100 on your schlong*
You:Do you want $100?
Her/him :sure
*Show her your Richard with the $100 tattoo and proceed to get funky*
Posted 6/30/13
I would say, "Hey, beautiful, what's your name? Let's hang out and get high all day and talk about random things". Naw, I would never do that.
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Because the pickup lines I know are mostly not PG-13 and is a bit crude so I'm just going to put some of them.


I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!

F: You look just like my first husband.
M: how many times have you been married?
F: Never. ; )

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you!

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bedrock ...

Hey girl, are you a tower? Cause Eiffel in love with you.

Are you a magnet? Because I'm attracted to you!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call... Fine print.

Some call me Beverly, but you can call me tonight.

Do you like earthquakes? Because I'm going to rock your world!

The word of the day is legs. How about you and me go back to my place and spread the word.

Can I have your picture? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.

Your clothes look good on you, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.


Gawd. I. Can't. Stop.
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Posted 8/6/13
I'm not kidding, this was a real pick up line I heard:

Girl, you move like hot butter on a bald monkey.

No.
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I thought up this one day:
You must be thirsty, because here's a tall glass of water.




Isn't it terrible?
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Are you a Jedi? How about you come over to the dark side.
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Posted 8/6/13 , edited 8/6/13
Baby If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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Posted 8/6/13
Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever comes up
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26 / M / antioch california
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Posted 8/6/13
would you like to get coffee with me sometimes?

just ask
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Posted 8/6/13
Guy : Did you fall from heaven?
Girl : \\^.^\\
Guy : well that explains why your face is so f*cked up.
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Posted 8/6/13
"We'll here I am, what are your other 2 wishes"

Lol . No . XD
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The magical land...
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Posted 8/6/13
"Wanna go out with me later?"
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Genius. *claps hands*
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Posted 8/6/13 , edited 8/6/13
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together (the proper response to this, ladies, is - That's okay, because N and O are already together)
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Posted 8/6/13
Want me to buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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