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M / Universe :0
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Hey...

I've got a Crunchyroll subscription.
Wanna come to my place and watch?


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M / The Abyss
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"Hey baby do you want an Australian kiss? Its just like a French kiss but down under."
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14 / F / Under your bed ;P...
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SolidBarrel wrote:

"Hey baby do you want an Australian kiss? Its just like a French kiss but down under."


Haha, I live in Australia, so I just found that hilarious XD
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ya'll have some really funny ones! Don't think I can come up with any lol


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Girl, you move like hot butter on a bald monkey.


i'm pretty sure that's from Veggie Tales


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20 / F / Wherever the wind...
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-Are you a Colossal Titan? 'Cause you're steaming hot.
-You must be a n00b because you make me wanna own you. Literally.
-You must be a piece of sh*t because I don't wanna mess with you.
-Are you a mountain climber? Because fall in love with me.

I tried. ><
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Over here hey hey hey hey listen hey hey hey hey listen hey hey hey hey listen..... you're hot wanna go out?
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Was your dad a baker? Because you've got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen
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31 / M / Colorado Springs,...
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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You don't know you're beautiful - '1Derection.
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18 / M / England
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
I hear you like Naruto. Have you ever been Shukaku'd?
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
You know what would look good on you? Me.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Excuse me, I just sh*t in my pants. Can I get in yours?
Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!

And here's my own:
Fancy getting freakier than Evangelion?
Wanna know what's cheesier than this pick up line? My pants when I see your face.

But any line sounds cheesy when I say it because I have a deep, posh English accent. It's even worse when I try and speak more subtly because I sound like I want attack someone. It's completely unfitting considering my nature.
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18 / M / London
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Posted 8/6/13
Lets not turn this rape into a murder
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24 / M / London
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sosarx wrote:

Hey...

I've got a Crunchyroll subscription.
Wanna come to my place and watch?




Haha dat face
Posted 8/6/13
My first girlfriend got stuck with me after I said "Wanna fuck?"

The one that I think works the best, though, is "Hi, my name is Jimmie."
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Posted 8/6/13 , edited 8/6/13
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
Posted 8/6/13 , edited 8/6/13
"Hey beautiful. Lets go out". Yeah, that was lame and that's all I have.
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