edge1143 wrote:

Baby If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Oh god stop this is actually really cute