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"I'm an admin on Crunchyroll.." works everytime I swear.
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Hey...

I've got a 48-hour all-access pass to crunchyroll.
My place?
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koji8123 wrote:

"I'm an admin on Crunchyroll.." works everytime I swear.


I'm an admin on facebook would wo... No wait, that'd just make you a nerd. XD

Okay i have no idea whatsoever. But i really like what some people said. So good stuff i gotta borrow something and try it out.

... Something along the lines of mentioning anime or gaming i think would work pretty good. If she doesn't like that, then what would i wanna be a couple for. :p Yes...

"Hai girl, let's play Tales of Xillia together in the serene moonlight".

STAMP OF: "PICK-UP LINES THAT HAS TO WORK!!!!" APPROVAL.
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Tsukiou wrote:

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice


Lool xD
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"If I let you drink some of this, will you sleep with me?"

THIS HAS WORKED, MORE THAN ONCE
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Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

No more I win.
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Just listen to the master and learn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4BJ9B1lrw

It's not actually what you say but HOW you say it, if you are charming and funny like him, any girl would accept it as something adorable and not as an offence.

another one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FxwZ51MLw

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Posted 8/9/13
HEY are you from tennese, CUZ your the only teen i see..!!!
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Here is a funny story I got from fb

Customer: *points phone at me and pretends its a gun* "Stop I'm robbing you"

Me: "But I don't have any money" .___.

Customer: " Oh I don't want your money."

Me: "Then what do you want?"

Customer: "Oh you don't wanna know."

Me: *deeply disturbed* >___>
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Posted 8/9/13
Ay gurl, you a beaver? Cuz daaaam.
Nice shoes, wanna make out?
Those are some nice pants. They would look better on the floor.

So smooth.
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Baby If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

My love for you is like pi... never ending.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.


Oh god stop this is actually really cute
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"If I let you drink some of this, will you sleep with me?"

THIS HAS WORKED, MORE THAN ONCE


It's cheating when there's benzodiazepines in the drink
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Posted 8/9/13 , edited 8/9/13

mlchanges wrote:
It's cheating when there's benzodiazepines in the drink

True, but I never offered spiked drinks. I'm just that charming


This sounds like Bo Burnham's New Math. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo
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