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26 / M / Toronto / Canada
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Posted 8/14/13
Is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants....gg I win :)


pbutters wrote:

Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

No more I win.


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Posted 8/14/13
I heard you were sweet, can I have a sample
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20 / M / Existence.
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Posted 8/14/13
I need you to inject healing magic directly in me via a kiss. Campione Reference for the win.
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21 / M / Texas
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Posted 8/14/13
Hahaha, this is great. We came up with some good ones in high school.

I'm loving every bone in your body, including mine.

Is there a firefighter around? Because you're smokin'!

Hey, I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

Girl, are you an earthquake? Because you rock my world.

I'm lost, can you give me directions to your place?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

You've been a bad girl, go to my room.

I bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

That's all I got. :/
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19 / M / Toledo, Ohio
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Posted 8/15/13

rasslin wrote:

Excuse me, do you work for google? Because you are everything I've been searching for.


Old but classic
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21 / F
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Posted 8/17/13
if you were a booger I'd pick you first
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20 / M / San Antonio, TX,...
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Posted 8/17/13
I'll be player 1 if you be my player 2! ;D
Posted 8/17/13
You're the seaweed that wraps around my sushi.
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24 / M / on your lap, purring
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Posted 8/17/13
In the elevator...if we both hit Fibonacci floors
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20 / M / Cedar City,UT
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Posted 8/17/13
girl asks me if she likes i say yes i would totally bang you lol not really a pick up line but i thought it was funny
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20 / M
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Posted 8/17/13
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Posted 8/17/13
Ya'll must be reaaaal ugly to be getting pick up lines.
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21 / F / Michigan
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Posted 8/17/13
Is your dad a baker? Because you got a nice set of buns ;D
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22 / M
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Posted 8/17/13
Baby, I put the std in stud. All I need is u
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37 / M / United Kingdom
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Posted 8/18/13
If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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