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Become one with Russia da? *wearing russia cosplay*

Me seme you uke.

Lets form a union and become one.

I will be your Homura if you will be my Madoka (if they saw or heard of Madoka Magica)

Be my Motherland and I will have a great patriotic war for you any day.

I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
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omg this is gonna sound dumb
i saw it on a shirt
it has something to with the state Tennessee, and it says, are you from Tennessee because you're the only Ten I See
.. lol
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20 / M / Ireland
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May I pleasure you with my tongue?
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17 / M / Maryland
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Posted 8/19/13
I like your shoes...



Let's have sex
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23 / F / US
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I once told a guy friend this: if you were a teddy bear I would buy you.

O.o

Really stupid and I didn't even think before saying it...he just looked so adorable XD
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23 / F / California, USA
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Beside being sexy, what else do you do for a living?
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M / リアリティ
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Posted 8/19/13


"Actions speak louder then words."
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20 / M / over here
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Posted 8/19/13
if you were a booger ii would pick you first
or
can i have your number i lost mine
or
"did you just fart" "no" "cause you blew me away
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I remember this one from college
Virginia may be for lovers, but Philadelphia is for f***ers.

My personal fav

You can call me Buddha, cause tonight you'll reach Nirvana.
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23 / M / In your Dreams ;P
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"You are like rice to me, i never get tired of it! " Lol
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24 / M / SoCal, HB
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Posted 8/19/13 , edited 8/19/13

-Sakusei wrote:



"Actions speak louder then words."


Genius, what's that from?
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41 / F / Honolulu, HI
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Oh...kay......someone REALLY said this to me...

"Wanna come over and help me Clean my Gun Barrel?"

Said at the shooting range... i mean i was like...WTF?
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19 / M / Alaska
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Posted 8/20/13

pbutters wrote:

Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

No more I win.


lmao
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19 / M / Alaska
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Posted 8/20/13

ranma1half wrote:

Oh...kay......someone REALLY said this to me...

"Wanna come over and help me Clean my Gun Barrel?"

Said at the shooting range... i mean i was like...WTF?


that's kind of lol
I would have said something like i need someone to clean my gun barrel, you can lube it up and give a shine
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19 / M / Alaska
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Posted 8/20/13

Bbbubblebummer wrote:

Ya'll must be reaaaal ugly to be getting pick up lines.


lol
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