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Pick up line battle!!!!
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Posted 3/7/13
Girl.. do you have the license to kill? Cause your killing my heart!
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20 / F / West Coast
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Posted 3/7/13
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice - Hi, I'm Vee,
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25 / M / Alberta, Canada
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Posted 3/7/13
Busting out the Pokemon for this.

I think I need a Paraylz Heal, because you're simply stunning.
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101 / meh
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Posted 3/11/13
You put the cool in Tentacool.
Posted 3/21/13
If this were a library and you were a book
would i be allowed to CHECK YOU OUT!?
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19 / M / Canada eh
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Posted 3/21/13
Girl, did you fart? Cuz you blew me away. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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M / Fort Bragg, NC
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Posted 3/21/13


Although this is not just one pick-up line, it's pretty boss.
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21 / M / Maryland
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Posted 3/22/13 , edited 3/22/13
So did you have lucky charms for breakfast, because you're looking magically delicious
Posted 3/25/13
Posted 3/25/13 , edited 3/25/13


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Eff it, i really don't know how to follow this up. Dammit. Niccceeeee.
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M / вяα∂εηтση, ғℓ, υsα
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Posted 3/25/13
Is that an oven in your back pocket? Cuz you got some hot bunz O.O
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18 / F / Behind you.
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Posted 3/25/13
I would go out with you for a klondike bar? XD

Laaaawl...
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19 / M / Canada eh
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Posted 3/25/13
"Girl, do you have a twin sister?"

"No."

"Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Posted 3/25/13
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I saw the prettiest girl in the world. lololololololol chick magnet!
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19 / M / Canada eh
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Posted 3/25/13
*Boy follows Girl from school*

"Excuse me, but why are you following me?"

"My mom always told me to follow my dreams."
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