me and my lab partners did a lab on chewing gum.one of the questions said "How did you know the mass of gum would decrease after chewing?"
i wrote down "Because I'm not dumb!!!"

some of my teachers ask this to their questionaires...

what is the name of your teacher?

LOL. hehe... and some don't know the name of our professors..

haha so funny...

well for me

LMAO

mmm it would have to be the time when i did the random ability test

it was something like

Q: what animal is more happy?

a. tigger in the forest
b. pelican on the beach
c. dog sleeping
d. cat eating

like WTF lol... i put down pelican hahaha

lol my mate did that in our maths exam.

here technically those wuestions like "find x" are ambigious cz the answer that they give (circle x etc) is correct cz technically they've found x.

you're a winner

That must have hurt..

I was sitting my Science GCSE last June, which took 40 minutes for each module (We had to do 3 that day..so we were basically there inside the examination hall for a good 120 minutes) and I remember being stuck on a Biology (or was it chemistry) question.

Since I couldn't think of anything (and I remember how our teacher always told us to JUST WRITE ANYTHING, because it's better than have no answer at all. Me, being the good student that I thought I was, followed her instruction) and started writing a load of crap.

I remember writing something about ET coming home. , that my teacher should ask Einstein and drawing A LOT OF alien/smiley faces on the paper.

The next day, we had another exam, and to calm my nerves, me and my friends decided to drink before the exam. I ended up drinking too much, and I remember writing all the names of different alcohol that I know...and got into quite A LOT of trouble after.

In August, we got our exam results back...and I got a D (which isn't that bad, I suppose)

kids spend to much time on their playstations is the answer:
A)square
B)cross
C)circle
D)triangle

this is so funny!:-) but usually i make educated guesess

lol whahah nice! hmm i think we had a quiz....and i rote my classm8es name...since i copied from him xD

Isnt that the use of the Pythagorean theorem? A squared + B squared = C squared. OMG! Considering, that Im pretty dumb in math and I remembered this, Im joyful. XD

for an essay, i wrote how great jack bauer was and how he always saves america from terrorist attacks and w/o him, america would be dead. but he is a great guy dontya think? =]

42, it's the answer to life the universe and everything (my answer for a math problem, read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and you'll understand)

yeah its the pythagora theory . I put that too in the beginnin x and circle the x <_<. because my stupid teacher learned me that o_O
after 1 month he left school =D. he couldnt teach..