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What is your most FUNNY/STUPID answer in your examination/quiz?
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Posted 2/23/08

lenneal wrote:

Okay where do i begin

Once when i was i the 8th grade we where having a quiz and my friend only wrote food for question and and for question b c and so on

Last year another friend of my snapped during the test and ran up to the teacher and screamed YOU ANSWER IT LEAST SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT BITCH....

And the dumbest one of all was

French exam

1. bark like a dog

2.moo like a cow

3.quack like a duck

4. scream like a moron

5. now set back and watch your class mates make asses out of themselves



lol if i was to answer those questions i would've put
1. baaaa
2. wahhhhh
3.BOOOOO
4. Watch me stuff this test down your throat!!!
5. No thank you.
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19 / F / Meh...
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Posted 2/23/08

blalee6 wrote:


freakaga1n wrote:

"write teh process of asexual reproduction of sea sponges"
answer: erm... Masturbation?...
...


HILARIOUS that was a good 1 and it's true i think


actually, I found out that male sea sponges release "cud" into the ocean water and they get caught in the female sponges... disturbing...
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Posted 2/23/08

freakaga1n wrote:


blalee6 wrote:


freakaga1n wrote:

"write teh process of asexual reproduction of sea sponges"
answer: erm... Masturbation?...
...


HILARIOUS that was a good 1 and it's true i think


actually, I found out that male sea sponges release "cud" into the ocean water and they get caught in the female sponges... disturbing...
...


Sponges are independent creatures .. it makes an entire colony from their own .. i think it's a smart answer .. donno if sponges actually have males and females i forgot since i took this subject grade 9 ^^'
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"The fireball heating company needed this many heaters and this many air conditioners. If this equaled that and blah blah blah, draw a graph showing the relation..."

My answer: Yeah, I have no idea, so here's a picture of a fireball. (I drew a little cartoon smily fireball)

Teacher response: Very nice! (-2)

The problem was out of 5. What did I learn? Drawings can earn you 3 points even though you did nothing. HAHA.
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Posted 2/23/08

blalee6 wrote:


freakaga1n wrote:


blalee6 wrote:


freakaga1n wrote:

"write teh process of asexual reproduction of sea sponges"
answer: erm... Masturbation?...
...


HILARIOUS that was a good 1 and it's true i think


actually, I found out that male sea sponges release "cud" into the ocean water and they get caught in the female sponges... disturbing...
...


Sponges are independent creatures .. it makes an entire colony from their own .. i think it's a smart answer .. donno if sponges actually have males and females i forgot since i took this subject grade 9 ^^'


LAWL~...
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27 / F / England
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Posted 2/23/08
Question one: what is meant by the term, term?

oh and i was reading an open test paper on a teachers desk it said

"what is the language of japan" the pupil had answered "japanish"
Posted 2/24/08
i'd just leave it blank and answer random answers that popped in my head because i dont want my teacher to think that im stupid
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Posted 2/24/08
For one Question on my math test I gave me this really weird problem and the period was almost over so I wrote down "A billion" and turned it in. And one of my friends put on theirs "Screw this I'll just take the C+ I'm gonna get"
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22 / M / Vancouver,BC,Cana...
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Posted 2/24/08
ok science question

if a light rays strike a translucent mirror what way will the light rays go

my answer: sky panda

teachers note on my assignment: i see you put lots of thought into that does the panda fly ?
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27 / F / pwet
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Posted 2/24/08
When I was in 8th grade, we had a science test and one question asked 'What kind of chip...blah blah?' and I answered potato chips. O.o
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Posted 2/24/08
Q: Suppose you are a heroin addict, and you'd like to save money. What is one thing you could do to prevent having to increase your dose each time you shoot up?
A: Leech of Paris Hilton, so that there is no need to decrease my dose. =)

This is a question to my psychology midterm. I real answer is changing to a better environment where there are no addicts. This has to do with learning and classical conditioning crap. The paris hilton shit was the first thing that popped in my head when i read the question.
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23 / F / Ontario, Canada
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Posted 2/24/08
Q: What is another name for your abs?
(ment the scientific one, and i put...)
A: Abdominal muscles ^__^
Posted 2/25/08

reg9688 wrote:

here's another one..




the hell!!! my math teacher would kick a student like that for the rest of the year!!
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Posted 2/25/08
oh yeah... i remember...
we were ask what was ninoy's greatest contribution in philippines? and include personal message..

i answer...

"he died ^^,

nice try ninoy.. "
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Posted 2/26/08
Reminds me of the time we had biology exam. My friend got confused and he wrote Fallopian tube instead of Eustachian tube. Even my bio teacher laughed really loud when she graded it.
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